Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I rub one out on company time.
this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2023
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Oh, you were on the clock? At work? I'll let you off with a warning this time.
Does this apply to pooping what if i masturbate while pooping
That is just poopmaxxing.
also live steaming for your paid subs
Sir,
At approximately 1531 our masturbation sensor emitted a warning for positive masturbation activity in stall 7-331. Your ID badge was detected in this area during this time and the toilet, upon investigation, tested positive for your DNA during a routine semen examination. We have automatically scheduled a meeting with your supervisor for tomorrow morning at 8am to discuss the matter further.
- Management
Making my best "weirded out" face so people know the sign isn't about me
“Clockin’ out baitin’, byeee!”
Literally 1984