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[–] HailSeitan@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

Every pirate wants to be an admiral

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 1 points 3 hours ago

I love it when evil cunts fight each other. It means they're not fighting us. For now.

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 10 hours ago

Web scraper sues web scraper, "we were here first, waaah."

[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 24 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

They're trying to kidnap what we've rightfully stolen!

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 hours ago

They fell victim to one of the classic blunders!

[–] BigBolillo@mgtowlemmy.org 7 points 10 hours ago
[–] markz@suppo.fi 9 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] markz@suppo.fi 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Not to be confused with Googleplex.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago

The Googleplex