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[–] HailSeitan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 minutes ago

Every pirate wants to be an admiral

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 0 points 17 minutes ago

I love it when evil cunts fight each other. It means they're not fighting us. For now.

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 7 hours ago

Web scraper sues web scraper, "we were here first, waaah."

[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 17 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

They're trying to kidnap what we've rightfully stolen!

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 hours ago

They fell victim to one of the classic blunders!

[–] BigBolillo@mgtowlemmy.org 6 points 7 hours ago
[–] markz@suppo.fi 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)