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And that’s basically it!
when it comes to food , no ine stole shit, other than some fatass greedy cunt overcharging we humans
In an Instagram post, the Robins des ruelles said four masked "Santa Clauses" and a "swarm of elves" redistributed the alleged stolen goods after the symbolic “food drive” to community fridges across Montreal and under a Christmas tree in Place Valo
Fuck yeah
God this story is getting better and better
Santa Hood and his band of Merry Elves
I thought it was called "Christmas of elves", not swarm.
Depends how they are deployed.
The elves are drones, run by fiber cables
"Retail crime resulted in losses of $9.2 billion in Canada in 2024."
I wonder how that compares to wage theft for the same period.
In 2017 Ontario found ~60M in wage theft.
With this we can deduce that it's about 2 billion in wage theft in canada in 2017.
So not quite total offset but significant enough that this is gonna have to fall under the cost of doing business.
Found wage theft. That is, of the number of incidents reported, which ones were ruled to be theft. But there's the undocumented part of wage theft.
This is actual action, folks. This puts food in bellies and hurts the rich. Not a protest or a hashtag campaign.
So ... Half a dozen eggs?
"stole" from a Metro. Good. in Canada all of THREE companies own ALL the grocery chains in the country. Metro being one of them. So I totally support this.
Also if you ever see someone stealing food from a Canadian owned grocery store, no you didn't. and if you ever report ANYONE for stealing from a Metro or Loblaws or Sobeys or ANY of their subsidiaries then you're a piece of shit.
Hell yea, new Christmas lore!