this post was submitted on 19 Dec 2025
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The guy is getting roasted in the comments too, especially about being unfair to NDs

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[–] wolfpack86@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Stupid sexy Landers

[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 months ago

Narcissism abounds in every sentence.

[–] cheesybuddha@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What does someone's personal life have to do with their work performance? Why does he want to get to know who they are "as a person" rather than know how they are qualified for the job? This has a bunch of red flags as far as I'm concerned

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Hell just thinking about myself I'm an abrasive asshole but I can still do most work just don't put me in customer service and I won't tell someone to drown themselves in their own piss. Just let me do my thing and the jobll be done.

[–] Cnote5@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

"Startup consulting consortium"

Code for broke AF mid-life career-crisis.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Leave a message, asshole!

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 4 points 3 months ago

If you don't leave a voicemail, I didn't want to talk to you anyway.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

It seems to me that looking for a job in the pre-internet days was a fairer process that gave more unemployed an equal chance. Nowadays with these "corporate" job apps it just seems like your screaming into the wind.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There's no way in hell that's a paid internship.

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[–] Sprocketfree@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Ok, here's a thing about "me" I don't enjoy your completely disrespectful attitude and your entitled view of MY time to be garbage. I'm glad I could help you explore getting to know me more. Enjoy the answering machine.

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