"When i said I wanted a big chicken i meant a big chicken sandwich"
this post was submitted on 19 Dec 2025
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A guy walk into a bar and pulls out a scale model of a grand piano, as well as a wooden puppet. The puppet immediately animates and starts playing the piano.
After a perfect performance of Mozart's piano sonata No.11, the puppet gets up, bows to the audience and falls lifeless to the ground. Everyone is astounded.
The bartender asks the guy: "That was great! If you don't mind me asking, where did you get a puppet like this?"
The guy hands him an old golden oil lamp. "You see, I found this lamp. If you rub it and say what you want, a genie pops out and grants the wish. Give it a try, if you want!"
The bartender is sceptical, but tries anyway. "I wish for a million bucks!" Immediately the bar is filled with a giant flock of ducks. On the tables, on the bar, on the ground, ducks are everywhere.
"What the fuck?! That's not what I asked for!"
The guy chuckles. "O yeah, the genie is hard of hearing. Did you really think I asked for an eight inch pianist?"
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What you just said, reminds me of a shock/sex video. Can't find the video, but here is urban dictionary explaining it.
That's not a cock, that's a hen.
My guess is the joke was supposed to be about something about a big cock.
Otherwise I simply don't get it.
How can you tell? It's so crudely drawn it could go either way.
Could've drawn a tiny guy playing the piano if we're recycling old jokes.
Try to look up white hen, and then look up white cock.
You're right, the "white cock" gave very different results
It’s a pedantic difference sir, but it checks out.
“I wish I had a giant cock!”
Intense wheezing appears behind you as the unnatural cockerel struggles to survive under its heft and heat
“Yes, suffer as I do.”
The wish going as intended seems a bit worse
Better than a midget playing the piano.
Ohhhh... It took me (checks post age) seven hours to get it.
Old joke, older connotations...