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[–] SirBucksworth@lemmy.world 64 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Tbh I’m one of the guys trying to carry as many chairs as I can. That’s because I want stuff to be done as fast as possible. So more chairs per run = less time spent doing chores 🤷‍♀️

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 81 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I wanna suck your dick, sir.

[–] DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world 50 points 2 years ago (1 children)

GET IN LINE I WAS FIRST THAT DICK IS MINE

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You whores are going to hell.

Everyone knows oral is sex, that's why Bill Clinton is a liar and deserves crucifixion.

You need to use the poophole loophole.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait, oral is sex but anal is not? This is opposite world.

[–] new_guy@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's because the anus is the opposite end of the mouth tube. The math checks out.

[–] vivadanang@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

the perverse inverse of the obverse sphincter of course

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
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[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 46 points 2 years ago (2 children)

“Omg look how many chairs he’s carrying. I’m gonna fuck the bejesus into him later”

[–] KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Hey Pastor, can you marry us real quick?"

[–] ThePyroPython@feddit.uk 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 years ago

Holy Christ

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[–] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 18 points 2 years ago

Ladies. I am so swole on the lord

[–] digger@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've never been able to get more than 4 in each hand of that style and that's hard to manage.

[–] SugarSnack@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Go underarm, more biomechanically friendly

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If yer willing to sit around and ignore the guy talking at you then free pizza was free pizza

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago

The only hot date I want already knows where I'm sitting.

[–] imgprojts@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Big chairs... Must have a small one and he's trying to make up for it. That's what I would have thought of I went to church. But I don't. I can now think other things 😜.

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

But were you trying to get ladies whilst doing so?