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[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"What is the charge? Enjoying a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? Ah yes, marvellous headlock sir. I can tell you practice your judo."

[–] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

And you, sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?!?

[–] SadTrain@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Dinner AND a handjob? Where do I sign up?

[–] SkepticalButOpenMinded@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But in my defense your honor… oh, ugh, my… my heart!

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Whatever you say, Red!

[–] Zoop@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago

I'M COMIN', 'LIZABETH!

[–] Flying_Hellfish@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I'm coming Elizabeth

[–] Chriszz@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Kind of based ngl