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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 59 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Imagine looking and acting like this malignant doofus and thinking you’re the “master race”.

[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 1 week ago

It applies to the whole US admin.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

That is the only thing he's got going for him.

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 week ago (2 children)

When you accidentally self immolate while being a racist.

[–] Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The rug really ties it together.

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's gotta be a toupee, right?

[–] Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

100% and completely on brand

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Soon to be offered a job as an ICE agent.

[–] jibjib14@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This works on so many levels

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Dude seriously fucked around and found out.

[–] just2look@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 week ago

Can every racist please burst into flames?

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How can we hope to stand against the obvious superiority of the Master Race?

[–] SirEDCaLot@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

The officers approached the trailer outside the tire shop, breached the trailer doors and found McDaniel hiding under his bed, the affidavit states.

We just need to remind the Master Race that there's monsters in the bedroom at night. That'll do it :P

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Hahahahah, what a grade A, purebred dumbass.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] dumbass@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago

A purebred inbred dumbass.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@quokk.au 4 points 1 week ago
[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ah yes.

The exceedingly impressive master race that is totally going to civil war us all.

Terrifying.

[–] yggstyle@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dont tread on him, he's fallen and can't figure out how to get up.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There was also a really fun video circulating yesterday of a Nick Fuentes hanger-on getting bitch slapped in New York in front of the "Young" Republicans event.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

The best part of that was that he was slapped by a fat guy, then went shuffling off looking over his shoulder like Big Boy was Mike Tyson in his prime.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Waco really has a thing with terrible people getting themselves immolated…

[–] HisArmsOpen@crust.piefed.social 13 points 1 week ago

MAGA becoming immolators was the twist I'd never expected

[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Finally, some good fucking news

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

Are we seeing the next governor of Texas?

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

They extinguished the flames in the yard and intersection but left him roasting away. Gotta love it.

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This has to be a case of some kind of mental illness surely?

[–] 2piradians@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

With a little meth, probably.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

And don't call me "Shirley."

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Keep Waco Wacko is the saying for that town. A play on nearby (1hr drive) Keep Austin Weird

[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 8 points 1 week ago

Oh bugger. Anyway...

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago
[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This guy was just taking George Carlin's bit about setting himself on fire for their beliefs.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

He was just upset at the Buddhists not wanting him as a monk.

[–] dgdft@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Gotta be the most quintessential McLennan County moment since 1916.

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

they are not sending their best

I feel like any time there is a headline about a Waco man it's something ridiculous like this.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago

Not gonna lie, the immediate reaction in this house was hurhurhurhur

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

why do people do this

what did they do to you

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 week ago