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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/kentuckyfriedgenital on 2025-12-19 02:58:00+00:00.
So, this story is almost two years old - but just a few days ago I did something similar that reminded me of it.
So I (22F) have NEVER slept walked before. I’ve never done it as far as I know, but I’ve started to recently. Not super often, but here and there, maybe once every few months or so. When this story happened, I was 20 and was sleeping over my boyfriend’s (23 M) house where he lived with his dad and stepmom. I fell asleep early, didn’t drink, or wasn’t under a lot of stress at the time. It was maybe like two months into our relationship, so we were in the honeymoon phase so it was a really good and happy go lucky time in my life. Around 5 am, I got up and my boyfriend is a light sleeper so he woke up to my movements. He asked where I was going, I didn’t respond and I just walked out of his room into the living room. He assumed I was going to the bathroom, but then he heard movements and shuffling from the next room. He opened his door thinking maybe I tripped or something, and he looks at the closet in his living room (kinda like a pantry) where I was crouched down with my pants half way off and pissing all over his dads work lunchbox.
he just hit me with the line “y’know that’s a closet… right?” I proceeded to say “yeah obviously, the fuck” all slurred and barely comprehensible to him. I guess I noticed that my pants were wet, and covered in piss so I took them completely off and just handed them to him, went back into his room and fell right asleep. Like I said, this was about two months into us dating, and my boyfriend already is not a confrontational person so he didn’t even say anything to me, didn’t wake me up, didn’t tell me to clean it, he just got on his hands and knees and proceeded to clean everything himself and bought his dad a new lunch box the next day since he had to throw it out.
The next morning he asked me if I remembered anything and I obviously didn’t. He told me, gave me the whole rundown and I started crying because I was so embarrassed and at that point have had a crush on him since I was 14. I was so sure he was going to break up with me or get upset, but he laughed and just said it was a really funny story that he’s able to tell now. We’ve been together for two years now, and he still doesn’t let me live it down.
TLDR: I slept walked at my boyfriends house, and peed in his living room closet