TS does not need fusion to power AI. They produce so much hot air, they just need some generators.
this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2025
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Immediately after a top researcher in fusion tech (for public purposes) was executed in his own home.
I hate to be a conspiracy theorist, but...
Finally bringing together the old nuclear fusion, AI, and Trump admin scams into a single glorious ouroboros of dumbass corruption.
Next thing he'll sell is a perpetual motion machine.
That will be Trump's body in his grave once the US goes full-communism.
Glad he can enrich himself endlessly at the expense of all of us. Fucker.
Definitely a sentence you’d think was madlibs if you saw it 20 years ago.
Trump family wants a stake in nuclear fusion like musk has in space x
The neofeudal aristocracy is well underway
So what happened to Coal and Drill, Baby, Drill?
Fusion is guaranteed not to interfere with that.
Hey now, fusion will be ready around the same time AGI is achieved, so it is a brilliant investment to tie the two together.
Think of all the synergies, have LLM design fusion reactor to power itself!
(/s?)
I don't even doubt somebody will achieve net-energy positive fusion in the near future (not those startups, though). But that is still not enough to change anything in the energy market.
The first many decades of fusion will be ridiculously expensive.
It doesn’t have to change anything in the energy market. All it needs is for someone in government to approve massive federal funding, then: PROFIT. I’m sure there’s no connection and no way anyone in Trump Media knows what will be approved by the Trump administrative
I mean, if it gets more money earmarked for fusion research I can't really complain.
I can assure you that while billions of dollars will change hands, not one cent of it will go to actual useful research.
If they want to use fusion power for AI, more research is a hard requirement.
What they want to do is scam a bunch of public money and put it into their own pockets. No research required for that.