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[–] demizerone@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Add two more shovels and you have home ownership

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I'd love to just fall into enough money to:

  • Retire
  • Pay off my house
  • Hire a maid

Then hobbies begin. Options:

  • Tabletop games, buy book, gear and host games
  • woodworking, furniture
  • Backyard forging
  • leather working
  • make a video game
[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 8 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

Piracy saves money if you're already paying for subscriptions. Self hosting adds another way to save money.

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 1 points 6 minutes ago

Piracy saves money

Precisely. I don't see torrenting wrong if you really can't afford digital streaming or games. Netflix has made piracy less popular when it first came out, but with the proliferation of copy cat rival services, piracy became vogue again.

I prefer not to torrent games unless the game is owned by huge asshole companies like EA or Ubisoft. These big companies could absorb financial losses from torrenting because there are always idiots who will pay for their bog standard games. Small devs should be supported instead (also, small time filmmakers should be supported by paying to see their movies as well).

My friends think I am rich despite circumstances. But no, I just save money by torrenting. I use the money that I don't buy essentials with, on learning new skills, socialising and developing hobbies. My rule of not buying new games until I clear a portion of my backlog is working on not going on impulse buying that my friends tend to do. A couple of my friends are pretty frivolous and complain when they don't have savings. A lot of younger folks still think that the environment that allowed boomers to spend money and enjoy their youths, buy a house, get married and then raise a family with couple of kids still applies. Now, we have to sacrifice one over the other and this is what I have been telling people in my generation.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

How does one pirate porcelain, a wheel, and oxblood glaze?

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 1 points 33 minutes ago

5 finger discount

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 hours ago

But I can't pirate salt water aquarium fish and corals.

yet

[–] UnGlasierteGurke@feddit.org 1 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

i thought you wrote "self hosting ads" which would be an interesting choice

[–] cheesybuddha@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I got into self hosting a while back

EOL enterprise equipment can be very thrifty. But if you ever need something specialty that isn't available in the second hand market, good luck.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 59 minutes ago

hold on I need to self host amethyst beads and brass wire

[–] tidoni_@sh.itjust.works 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

And watch that electricity bill, adding a bunch of hardware to play around with and your utility company suddenly thinks there must be an additional person living there...

[–] cheesybuddha@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

I used to run a grow room in my basement, with about 4kw of equipment, so running my systems all hooked up through a 2kw PSU is actually a step back in cost. lol

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 7 points 13 hours ago

Warhammer 40k has entered the chat.

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 23 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

My hobby is buying materials for projects and then not doing the projects.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

Ah, a fine hobby indeed! I have so many arduinos, pis, and various modules strewn about with little to show for it.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 6 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

I live in Canada, do you know how much the standard video game costs here now? Like $90.

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[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

"Turn your hobby into a business!", they said. "It'll be fun!", they said.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 55 minutes ago

For over a year I've tried to sell jewelry I made mostly because the proper materials cost so much, but there isn't any-fucking-where where you can sell crafts without being a professional for a fair price that covers all materials and gives tiny compensation for the time and work.

[–] czer0_@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 hours ago

If that was warhammer they would be shovelling gold bricks

[–] Scrizzle@lemmy.zip 4 points 14 hours ago

I play Star Citizen. My wife has no idea the cost. I have no regrets.

[–] Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 2 points 12 hours ago

Cries in synthesizers.

At least there are a bunch of great budget options these days. Still not cheap though.

[–] TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca 2 points 12 hours ago

Coffee beans take up 12% of my grocery budget :(

It's delicious though.

[–] early_riser@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Conlanging is a very cheap hobby. Quoth Tolkien in A Secret Vice

It is incidentally one of the attractions of this hobby that it needs so little apparatus!

[–] t_berium@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

That's why I won't start painting 40K minis, even if I'd love to. I wouldn't even want to play. Besides, I wouldn't have anyone to play with, anyway.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Og dawn of war with unification is fucking awesome. It's not entirely like the tt game, but I personally think it's better.

[–] t_berium@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

DoW is what got me to 40k in the first place! After all these years I'm still not interested in playing the TT. I just read the books and play the video games. But I imagine painting the minis would be therapeutic.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 5 hours ago

Feels like I'm reading myself typing.

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

Pssh, only if you aren't turning all your hobbies into side-hustles.

What are you afraid of, besides completely burning out and probably still losing money anyway?

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 2 points 13 hours ago

Yooo no man that depends on the hobby completely! Taket it from adhd guy that can optimize hobby skips, you know if a hobby got ya, you can overcome anything and use mostly duct tape, and know to not go for top shelf material the first year. Else, shopping is probably actually your hobby. And that's not a bad hobby you just gotta start shopping for others and hijack on their signal substances. Many people hate shopping, find the right pers

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

That's how expensive skydiving hobby is. Unless you're an instructor. Then you get paid to skydive.

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[–] coffee_nutcase207@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

Craft beer for me.

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