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[–] demizerone@lemmy.world 1 points 8 minutes ago

Add two more shovels and you have home ownership

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I'd love to just fall into enough money to:

  • Retire
  • Pay off my house
  • Hire a maid

Then hobbies begin. Options:

  • Tabletop games, buy book, gear and host games
  • woodworking, furniture
  • Backyard forging
  • leather working
  • make a video game
[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Piracy saves money if you're already paying for subscriptions. Self hosting adds another way to save money.

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 hours ago

But I can't pirate salt water aquarium fish and corals.

yet

[–] UnGlasierteGurke@feddit.org 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

i thought you wrote "self hosting ads" which would be an interesting choice

[–] cheesybuddha@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I got into self hosting a while back

EOL enterprise equipment can be very thrifty. But if you ever need something specialty that isn't available in the second hand market, good luck.

[–] tidoni_@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

And watch that electricity bill, adding a bunch of hardware to play around with and your utility company suddenly thinks there must be an additional person living there...

[–] cheesybuddha@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

I used to run a grow room in my basement, with about 4kw of equipment, so running my systems all hooked up through a 2kw PSU is actually a step back in cost. lol

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 7 points 9 hours ago

Warhammer 40k has entered the chat.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

I live in Canada, do you know how much the standard video game costs here now? Like $90.

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[–] czer0_@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 hours ago

If that was warhammer they would be shovelling gold bricks

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 20 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

My hobby is buying materials for projects and then not doing the projects.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

Ah, a fine hobby indeed! I have so many arduinos, pis, and various modules strewn about with little to show for it.

[–] Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 hours ago

Cries in synthesizers.

At least there are a bunch of great budget options these days. Still not cheap though.

[–] Scrizzle@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 hours ago

I play Star Citizen. My wife has no idea the cost. I have no regrets.

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago

"Turn your hobby into a business!", they said. "It'll be fun!", they said.

[–] TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 hours ago

Coffee beans take up 12% of my grocery budget :(

It's delicious though.

[–] early_riser@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Conlanging is a very cheap hobby. Quoth Tolkien in A Secret Vice

It is incidentally one of the attractions of this hobby that it needs so little apparatus!

[–] t_berium@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

That's why I won't start painting 40K minis, even if I'd love to. I wouldn't even want to play. Besides, I wouldn't have anyone to play with, anyway.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Og dawn of war with unification is fucking awesome. It's not entirely like the tt game, but I personally think it's better.

[–] t_berium@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

DoW is what got me to 40k in the first place! After all these years I'm still not interested in playing the TT. I just read the books and play the video games. But I imagine painting the minis would be therapeutic.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 1 hour ago

Feels like I'm reading myself typing.

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 2 points 9 hours ago

Yooo no man that depends on the hobby completely! Taket it from adhd guy that can optimize hobby skips, you know if a hobby got ya, you can overcome anything and use mostly duct tape, and know to not go for top shelf material the first year. Else, shopping is probably actually your hobby. And that's not a bad hobby you just gotta start shopping for others and hijack on their signal substances. Many people hate shopping, find the right pers

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

Pssh, only if you aren't turning all your hobbies into side-hustles.

What are you afraid of, besides completely burning out and probably still losing money anyway?

[–] coffee_nutcase207@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

Craft beer for me.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

That's how expensive skydiving hobby is. Unless you're an instructor. Then you get paid to skydive.

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[–] Zink@programming.dev 5 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I barely spent any money on my hobbies this year. I'm not some kind of sucker!

I merely spent thousands of dollars on materials and tools to build the supporting infrastructure for them!

I also have some very expensive computer parts waiting to be assembled. But they aren't for any hobby of mine! They're for the kid so we can play stuff without him using a computer twice as old as he is. 😉

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