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The worst part is the image compression.
The worst thing about the polyamorous community are the ridiculous puns.
The best part is the group sex.
Why did you say the best part twice?
My brain may be too polysaturated right now to understand that.
I did once get rejected by a polyamorous who deadass told me she was "polysaturated" at the moment though
I feel that rejection mood tho. After a certain point, adding another partner just adds so much overhead that it's a pain to deal with (or you can't give everyone what they need).
I mean, absolutely.
I'm not complaining. Rejection happens, it's a part of life and I don't get bent out of shape over it.
The word polysaturated is ridiculous though.
the best is the group cuddle
My dream is to sleep in a pile every night.
i wanna be the pile
You are
:3 meow
Finally I've met my polycule.
I sleep in a pile every night, though I am the solitary human. My dogs like to cuddle.
I honestly cannot tell if this is satire or real, my friends are weird enough to do this
Poe's law strikes again
Pornhub for Enterprise is a real thing??
It's better than a broken arcade machine.
might be their name their internal orgy recording archival jellyfin instance
I'm in the same boat. This seems insane, but I know several friends and coworkers who would be all about this.
It was confirmed to be a joke in the replies.
This took me a minute to parse but I have concluded that it is fucking hilarious
Pornhub for enterprise?
I think this is the way for satire. Exactly one obvious falsehood in a sea of stuff you can’t entirely discount.
Actually no. Salesforce too. You know what I mean. The ratio is delicate.
It's satire of course. But a well researched ticket.
I mean, sure, it’s a joke, but is it weird that I read that and thought “That’s kind of hot”?
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I don't understand, do they have some kind of VPS with Jellyfin etc. via SSO / LDAP for their polyamorous group? And they even have a ticket system? How many people are they seeing? My chronically single ass is so confused rn.
And they even have a ticket system? How many people are they seeing?
I legit sent this to my poly group because I've got more than a few technicals friend in there that would giggle about that.
I almost tagged my old manager too, specifically because my throuple jokes about the number of people in their partner space. I can't talk too much because she and I share more than a few partners 😅
It's satire
Yeah, as a single person I just download torrents from a torrents tracker, watch them locally, and delete afterwards if there are enough seeders besides me. Feels kinda zen compared to all the mess other people are doing.
mono folx really underestimate the logistics that go into making poly relationships work.
Honestly, calendaring is probably the hardest part. Managing the authentication and OU structure of a complicated polycule is simple in comparison
Having a dedicated VPS with LDAP and SSO for your relationship is funny enough, but the fact that they just add Zs and Es as more Zoes are added to the system instead of just zoe1, zoe1, zoe3, etc is hilarious.
I read this now, as I just finished setting up kanidm and LDAP integration for my NAS and OIDC for my container services.
Looking into RADIUS next.
I can't be alone on this 😅
I know, and can you believe that they shelled out for Pornhub for Enterprise?