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[–] yesman@lemmy.world 78 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] mlg@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

"What kind of insane court system did the devs of ace attorney dream up?"

looks at Japan's 99.9% conviction rate

"Oh"

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Vengeance instead of justice I guess. Terrifying.

[–] 5in1k@lemmy.zip 63 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Every time I hear about SK laws I am always left thinking,"that's kinda fucked up"

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They need to outlaw casting dark swarm from inside a dark swarm.

[–] schema@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

Plueeeeguuuuu

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'd be pretty pissed if someone ate my Moonpies.

Like, I am pissed at past me for eating them all so I have none for current me. 😠

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 17 hours ago

This simply encourages laxative vigilantism!

[–] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How can you come after Spartacus for indulging in a tasty Choco Pie?

[–] ZeroEightOneFive@reddthat.com 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

What's the charge? Eating a succulent Chocolate Pie?

[–] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ah I see you know your Choco Pies well.....

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 21 hours ago

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY CHOCO PIE!!

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago
[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Koreans don't fuck around with these pies. They're frequently smuggled into NK.

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

I have the current joke with my wife that both of the koreas are going to unify in any moment.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Does the RoK not have selective enforcement laws? In the US, I think the 39 colleagues' testimony would get him off without anything else.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

If I remember rightly, this was a union busting thing, not a snack pie thing. This security guard was involved in a unionizing drive, and a "stolen" snackpie was the thing they found to get rid of the guy. And of course the police went along with it, because acab.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 17 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

In the US the cops would just laugh at someone reporting a $1 snack being stolen. Most places have a minimum dollar amount before a crime is even committed.

[–] kopasu22@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Well, maybe if you're white.

Otherwise it's indicative of inherent criminal tendency and they decide to make an example.