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So how do they get out?

Was the musician "Bono" part of your D&D group, and did he later write a song about the experience?

You can use the math below and correct the years to be close to 5. But we would end up with a mummy because of the conditions (wind leading to dessication).

Or how long the living guy would have to be free falling to catch up with the person who's a dessicated corpse?

80-120 years

Assuming you don’t bring any food, the usual survival times: 3 days without water, 3 weeks without food. So a minimum 3 days… on the other hand, the time to turn into a skeleton would be much, much longer.

Edit: Since I wanted to do some math, it looks like skydiving is about 120mph in free fall and then 20mph with the parachute open. Let’s say you got scared/bored of free falling after an hour and open your chute, that would be 71 hours before dying. So you would have traveled 1,540 miles (assuming earth gravity, wind resistance, etc). Someone who hasn’t pulled their cord would catch up to you after 12 hours, so very much within the “alive” window.

its a 2 for 1 in the company world, pay 5$ to push someone who paid 5$ to get pushed. 😸

It's pretty surprising that AI wrote probably the best greentext ever

Have you ever stuck your head out a moving car window, into the high force wind, and found it very difficult to breathe? That’s what I imagine sky diving is like (not something I particularly want to try), and a ‘chute would slow that enough for comfortable breathing, I imagine.

In a normal deep but endful pit, you'd feel an increase in air pressure as you got deeper as you floated slower and slower. Eventually there will be enough bodies forming a buoyant layer (or, simply bodies lining the bottom of the pit) that you could carve climbing apparatus out of bones and climb back up, feasting on raw flesh as you ascend the wall of the pit. That, or the heat from the biomass of bodies would lift you and your parachute up a decent amount.

In a bottomless pit, there is no increase in air pressure, the air just falls right through with no resistance because it hasn't reached the end. You'd think that this creates a huge suction at the top of pit, sucking people into it, but no because the air just falls at the same rate that cold air leaves a room in a house, creating perhaps a slight draft into the pit. No bodies at the bottom, no layer of buoyant air, you're just falling. Might as well control your ascent, with some careful parachuting, hook up with some hotties mid-fall, and then embrace the eternity of it

You'd have to ask the inspector