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[–] DeICEAmerica@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I will not for ONE Democrat, going forward, who does not espouse my deep desire to retaliate and punish Trump, his cabinet, his congress, his SCOTUS, etc. Add to that list social media "influencers" who have taken money from Russian to expedite the end of our democracy. Throw everyone attached to Fox News in there, too. Yep, you, too, Sean.

I mean serious, I'll never do that shit again, kind of punishments.

You a word there. And I agree 100% with your position.

[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I hate Republicans so I will ensure they stay in office because I'm incredibly petty and stupid.

FTFY

[–] DeICEAmerica@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Keep bending over and taking it up your asshole by people, also doing the same billionaires bidding. Stupid indeed. GYHOOYSA

[–] Credibly_Human@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Congrats on choosing a worse result yet again then, by utterly misunderstanding their incentive structures and government function.

This mentality only makes you feel good; it doesn't do good.

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