that one employee:
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No, the pink sign is right. I am also here for the benefits.
Management could stand to take a writing course. This reads like a trainwreck
Hourly supervision sometimes fancy themselves as peers with the salaried management. This is accepted by management if not heavily reinforced.
I just loved Dave the diver so much it made me want to work in a restaurant
Shit, my boss knows perfectly well that if he didn't pay me, I'd be working for his competitor. It just so happens that I am widly nerdy about what we do, and absolutely love everything about my job, so I am willing to actually do it with a smile on my face, but there is an unspoken agreement, that the absolutely only thing that is actually getting me out of bed in the morning, is the fact that I get paid.
Post is in the correct sub and yet everyone in the comments is taking it entirely at face value. Are you all new, or are you just playing along?
This is every single thread in Lemmy Shitpost. People explaining the joke, raging against the machine, offering their solutions, karate-chopping the air... lol