I am very sorry to tell you that it's quite likely you came to sentience just so you could eventually be killed by one Arthur Dent.
Showerthoughts
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
Rules
- All posts must be showerthoughts
- The entire showerthought must be in the title
- No politics
- If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
- A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
- Posts must be original/unique
- Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS
If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.
Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.
Quick, look around for a whale and a bowl of petunias.
Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was "Oh no, not again."
If you pour water in the drain and follow it long enough, eventually it'll come out of your shower again. You're practically washing up with sewage.
If we want to take a shower from scratch we must first invent the universe.
I wonder if anything exists beyond the context of me writing this comment on Lemmy right now.
Only try to realize the truth: there is no shower.
It's all pee, all the way down. Pee. Pee. Pee. We pee when we're not showering. The water comes from pee. And your dad peed in your mom and then she shat you out. Pee. Pee. Pee.
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