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[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 89 points 1 day ago
[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 84 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Oh god, uBlock or privacy badger needs to do this

[–] MSBBritain@lemmy.world 73 points 2 days ago (5 children)

While funny, the whole idea of tracking your data enough to give you a wrapped kind of goes completely against everything these extensions are supposed to do.

My suggested alternative is you click the wrapped button and it just says:

"Fucked if I know! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

It could keep a local count, wouldn’t need to communicate it out. It basically already shows you how many things are getting blocked, it would just be a funny end of year easter egg

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Yeah a local record of blocked ads would be trivial to save and no need to upload.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Well. uBlock does track total blocks

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[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 day ago

But it does say right on that page:

Take note that the network request logger in uBO is a forward-looking logger: this means only future requests can be logged.

In the spirit of efficiency, uBO will log entries IF AND ONLY IF the logger is opened. Otherwise, if the logger is not opened, no CPU/memory resources are consumed by uBO for logging purpose.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 7 points 1 day ago

"who cares, fuck em"

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Or it could just be made up static data

[–] 0x0 16 points 2 days ago

https://github.com/dhowe/AdNauseam is the closest to this that I know of

[–] ArchEngel@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago

That would legit get me to pay them or donate or something. Such a hilarious idea.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 9 points 2 days ago

I totally want a uBO version of that

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

data shared with 17203 partners

Only 17203? I feel like that's low

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You clicked "Accept all" ONCE in a real hurry, huh?

This used to give me nightmares. Then I learned to love the bomb: Clean out everything each time you close your browser.

[–] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

And all that's left is your fully trackable browser fingerprint.

[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] smeg@feddit.uk 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So if I'm identified as unique how bad is that? Is fingerprinting so critical that it makes all my other attempts at privacy pointless, or is it a niche edge-case that you don't really need to worry about?

[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I do not think ads would keep tracking you though browser fingerprinting. Maybe just a little.

But, say, you are being prosecuted and your traffic is being looked at. No one can defend you if a fingerprint of your browser shows up somewhere where it shoulnd't have been. You being a unique one with this fingerprint means that nobody but your machine accessed that IP address.

[–] Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Would a fingerprint uniqueness hold up in court?

It kinda feels like saying: "we know the crime was committed by someone who's this tall with this hair color and this skin color and has this tattoo on the right arm and who speaks these three languages and we have never seen anyone else who matches all of those things so it must be you"

[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If it points to your IP but not your PC - probably won't hold. Same if IP is wrong but fingerprint is fine. But if both are matching, there is no doubt. You know, not many Windows 11 Pro Laptops with intel 125H, 4060m, 1440p 144hz screen, Firefox version, exact same font list, system language, setting preferences exist on the planet. It is a fingerprint in the similar way an actual fingerprint works.

[–] Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 19 hours ago

Oh right I hadn't thought of combining it with the IP itself.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 7 points 1 day ago

Sure, it's still better to NOT click Accept all once in a hurry.

But my browser does mitigate some of that.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How much does privacy badger help with that

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Is this that metadata I hear so much about /s

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

The "Login teminder popup remover" userscript works well for me. Additionally to an adblocker of course.

[–] MoonRaven@feddit.nl 3 points 2 days ago

I wonder what the 2025 version will be ;)