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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

There’s a cordial brand here in Australia that legit looks like washing up liquid, both in packaging and the colour of the liquid.

[–] kopasu22@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Huh, here we have a cleaner brand that looks like some sort of juice or drink mix.

Seems like they should just switch packaging, haha.

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

I've only tried Lavender Fabuloso! This is a whole new world.

Although, while I love the smell, I think this stuff is not very responsible ecologically....... Can someone correct me, please??!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 15 hours ago

The pepper really helps exfoliate.

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 2 points 21 hours ago

Red pepper... ranch sauce... hot water in a suspiciously black tub... the heck's your name, freakin' Hansel?

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 53 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What's with the red pepper next to the shower ranch? Seems kinda weird to me.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bath salts. It's a girl thing.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, saves time.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's like baby power for your balls. Just completely worse

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Spoiler alert, your balls are already baby power.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You might need to drink more water.

Edit: I got wooshed. I read "power" as "powder."

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Uff-da! Got 'em. Sorry, got a little over excited der. Guess you can tell I've been to Caribou more than once today. Whelp, I better get a move on. Got hotdish ready soon.

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Oooookey then

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Long ago, after a very pleasant weekend with this girl, I made that mistake. She had horse shampoo, for manes and tails.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 1 points 15 hours ago

I've used that shampoo before.

good stuff.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Dating a horse means having a stable relationship.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Is that a bad thing?

I have heard good things about the Mane & Tail and it is (relatively ) cheap

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I don't know about the coffee and salad dressing, but, I totally keep a bottle of Ajax dish soap in the shower.

It'll cut the gear oil off you.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I don't know about the coffee and salad dressing,

Remind me not to ask for a cup of "coffee" from you...

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Coffee?

Also, while I don't keep it in the shower, yes, dish detergent is great for many things other than cleaning dishes.

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Ah. Mistook the red pepper for a jar of instant coffee.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Caffeine is good for the hair roots or something.

That makes more sense than the ranch and pepper. I could see a more desperate version of my self take a shot of instant coffee and wash it down with some water from the showerhead.

[–] dvlsg@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I bet if you turned it into coffee it would certainly wake you up.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Username checks out here.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I use mine for cleaning things

There are so many things that can be cleaned with water, and a brush way easier than dusting but they only fit in the shower.

[–] certified_expert@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dawn for the win. Need nothing else to get squeaky

[–] West_of_West@piefed.social 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Good for ducks, good for me

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

🎵 I don’t know, but I’ve been told…

🎵 Dawn detergent cleans my folds...

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hay! We use the same shampoo! Although I prefer the blue cheese.

I thought shampoo was supposed to be buffalo, and conditioner should be ranch/blue cheese.

[–] danhab99@programming.dev 6 points 2 days ago

What are they a carrot?

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I’ll be smelling that rag, can tell you that much.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago

I can’t imagine even considering touching someone’s used washcloth. Frankly, I don’t even touch mine. I use them only once before washing them. They’re small, so a week’s supply occupies little space

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Smells like a tossed salad.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We’re still talking about produce, right?

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Depends. Is that what you want us to be talking about?

[–] dion_starfire@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

You shouldn't wear Depends in the shower. They're for getting back to that squishy feeling after the shower.

Never change, Lemmy.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

And scrambled eggs?

[–] justlemmyin@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What even does ranch mean tho.

A condiment of "buttermilk, salt, garlic, onion, black pepper, and herbs (commonly chives, parsley and dill), mixed into a sauce based on mayonnaise."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ranch_dressing

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

How can our butter be real if milk isn’t real?

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago