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Steam is a "giant updates" offender. Just let me keep my old version that works like i like it, damnit. Main reason i go GoG and sail the seas.
Good news: the steam compatibilty tools work flawlessly with gog copies of the games
and can the gabecube be its successor?
*gabecube
I hate when tylo
*gapecube
*grapecube
1980s: You have to walk to the arcade, you have to stand to play, and you are charged for every minute of play time.
1990s: Computer technology has improved to the point that anyone can have the arcade in their home, you sit to play, and you are charged once for the game and can play for as long as you want.
2010s and onward: Home internet connections are now ubiquitous, enabling instant digital money transactions from anywhere, so the games industry can now nickel and dime you for everything. Video games are casinos. The coin machines are back.
There's a golden age of gaming starting with the introduction of home consoles and ending when they started needing an internet connection.
you are charged for every minute of play time
I mean yeah, except that if you were good you could play a really long fucking time on one quarter so your per-minute rate was very low.
Fortune in misfortune though, at least in this day and age it's much easier to play those games without paying for them. Although the DRM on some of the newer games have been a a bitch and a half.
Still, yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!!

edit, added pic putting my money where my mouth is
GameCube was the first console in the house that was actually MINE and not my sibling's, and so it will forever be the best to me, especially with games like:
- Super Mario Sunshine
- Animal Crossing
- Mario Kart: Double Dash
- Super Smash Bros Melee
- The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker
And others I'm surely forgetting
I'm sorry but when I hear Nintendo gamers talk about all their games it's like "I play a lot of different games like: ‑ Mario ‑ Mario ‑ Mario with a green hat ‑ Mario with boxing gloves ‑ Mario in a car" 😁
Better than Skyrim, Skyrim, Skyrim but it's the same as Skyrim, and Skyrim
Haha so true.
Although looking at all the game announcements last week it felt like a lot of them were the same game, so a similar situation these days I think.
OK, but let's be real, Nintendo isn't competing on the strength of their hardware, its that they (used to) have IPs that slap. If I had a choice to play a 3rd party game on a Nintendo console or PC, I'm picking PC.
Nowadays, I am not a Nintendo fan. I don't like their practices and either the IPs aren't as good anymore or maybe I've aged out of the demographic, so I don't really have a horse in the fight. But the point is, if you're gaming on a Nintendo console, its probably because you're playing a Nintendo IP.
The Metroid Prime games were incredible. Also shout-out to Chibi Robo, I loved that game.
God I miss Wind Waker. Still waiting for that HD remaster.
There is a Windwaker HD, so the HD HD remaster would be Windwaker 4K
I believe the PS3 was.
Very powerful machine, Sony was losing money on every sale.
Full of features including a web browser (which at the time was very impressive).
Full online functionality without any monthly costs
Upgradable hard drive
Full backwards compatibility (at launch).
It just didn’t sell as much as the ps2
Had linux too
I have one of the super chunky OG PS3s thats compatable with PS1/2 games as well as DVD and bluray. I don't play it anymore but I'm never getting rid of it.
Nahhhh the 360 was better....
At the time, i was all-in onps3, because of the rrod bullshit, but looking back, virtually every single title that was released on both platforms, runs and plays better on 360.
both consoles were and are amazing today!
you can soft-exploit any ps3 in existence with only a usb stick and run all the unsigned code you want.
the 360 is significantly more complicated, there is a soft-mod out there now, but it's a little finicky. if you are brave and handy with a soldering iron you can put an RHG chip in there and reflash the bios to allow you to run unsigned code. I dropped a 2tb hdd into mine, which is more than i need for any and every game i ever even considered playing.
the ps3 is worth owning and playing for ps3 titles, the xbox360 is better for everything else.
bottom line: seventh gen was best gen
The ps3 was superior to the 360 in raw performance. The problem was the architecture was so novel, most developers never bother porting their engines. So games ran like shit.
Agreed, that's why PS3 exclusives were so much ch better than anything else that gen
Well, late PS3 exclusives. It took a long time for even first party developers to figure out how to take advantage of the hardware. Uncharted 1 and The Last of Us look like they were released during completely different generations.
I hope the GabeCube has a handle too
I had a GameCube back in the day no one ever moved it around with the handle. Sure you could move the console but you still had all of the wires and of course the controller to move as well so the handle, and of course you would need TV at the destination so wasn't really helpful.
I never understood who they handle was aimed at.
In theory you could take it over to your friends house but realistically all you did was just set it up where you wanted it and then never move it.
Didn't it have local LAN multiplayer for some titles? I think that's why the handle was on it, but it's been a long time.
I believe there was an attachment for the bottom that had a LAN port.
I mean they've shown it, so we know it doesn't.
But the community will make it happen.
This was definitely peak hardware design. They even compromised the storage medium and system performance to achieve exactly the form they wanted.
Nowadays a console is shaped like a giant fucking water trap from Dune and sounds like a jet engine, and yet still can’t even make games look as good as they did 10-15 years ago.
The silly part is the GameCube is actually the most powerful console of that generation. The limited storage medium is actually what kneecapped it.
They even compromised the storage medium
They didn't need to compromise. They could have used standard DVD, but they instead designed a whole new format that would be harder to copy. The inner disc tray is recessed to only fit mini-DVD sized discs when it could easily have been made wider and taken full-sized discs.
I KNEW I MISSED SOMETHING!
Opening that case and seeing the two discs was mind-blowing at the time. I remember getting stuck and scouring gamefaqs, only to ask on the forums and was told I was stuck on the "hard" path.
Thanks for reminding me, I'll add it :)
Dreamcast because you could just burn a game to CD and run it on an unmodded console.
Original Xbox because you could slap on a no solder mod chip and boot from the hard drive. Suddenly you could switch up the loader, run modded games, run emulators... Truly ground breaking for the console scene.
Or SNES if you're the kind of weirdo who buys a console because they like games.
Dreamcast because you could just burn a game to CD and run it on an unmodded console
My friend spent summers in Greece with his family. He said there was a shop there where you would give them like a few dollars and you would take the game home, burn it, and bring it back. Of course this is what doomed the Dreamcast. Noone wants to make a game for a system where you can just throw a disc into a consumer burner and copy.
Yeah... Then we were all sad and shocked when Sega got out of the console market.
But it was fun while it lasted.
I will always die on the hill claiming Dreamcast as the best console. It was so far ahead of it's time and it had so many great games. I would kill for Sega to release a new console, but I imagine many of the people who helped create the Dreamcast went on to work for Nintendo. I've always considered the Wii and Wii U to be the true successors to the Dreamcast and I've wondered if they were created with the help of people who made the Dreamcast.
I think I spent more time trying to get the PSO hack to work than I did playing the actual games.
that's a lie i played animal crossing and double dash until my eyes were bleeding
I refused to buy one for two reasons:
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the principle of me not having any money
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it's not a fucking cube. It's a cuboid.
2 might seem like pedantry, but it would have cost them almost nothing in terms of plastic to make it a cube without having to redesign the internals, or they had used an honest designer in the first place.
Honestly, it still itches me now. If I had one I'd 3d-print a little extension to fix it.
I miss ROM-Hacking Luigi's Mansion. Had some huge drama on some forums and crashed out. I've never recovered since.