Can't believe it but I'm actually hoping it turns out to be just a mindless rant for 45 minutes and he forgets to declare war or martial law or himself king or whatever he intended.
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I hope he shits himself violently and has a stroke and dies on camera. I want the smell of his shit to be so vile, the secret servicemen who come to his aid instantly projectile puke on his corpse after a really big lunch. I want his administration to slip on the puke and hit their heads hard. Half fataly, and the other half sent to hospices for brain damaged vegetables where they shit themselves constantly. I want the nurses that take care of these vegetables to be abusive and hose the shit off them with a cold garden hose infrequently, until they die of sepsis from shitty bed sores.
I have high hopes.
Can I....get in on that wish there bruv
My man! Get in on this now. Hope with all your might.
Unfortunately, I think he'll be like Kissinger, and his fat fucking hate-filled void where his heart should be is going to keep him alive for another 15 years. The Right is going to Weekend at Bernie's him around as long as physically possible, because they know the backlash to... everything... is going to be severe.
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Or advertise a new hotel, like the last time the media believed he had something important to say.
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It's going to be Venezuela.
I "matched" a girl from Venezuela. You know, had her entire profile in Spanish, but spoke perfect English? She was suggesting that maybe the invasion would help free them from Maduro.
Yeah. They're trying to psy-op this already, and they know they don't have the narrative or support it they're gonna try it anyway.
Normally? Yeah. But this is about invading a foreign country because they nationalized their own oil.
This will involve children getting killed. So... No.
No it's a bush level unforced error. Not just the administration, but the nation as well. Young men are about to go experience the joy of dying in a jungle as the rest of us suffer because the rest of the world fucking hates us and won't trade with us anymore.
That's kind of Trump's MO, though. Distract from anything embarrassing or problematic for him by committing increasingly greater cruelties that push them off the front page.
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War in Venezuela? Yes, it's war in Venezuela.
Or he will announce that the dems are now designated as a terrorist organization
Special military opperation.
Could be Canada or Greenland. Maybe all three?
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This old ass orange child rapist mother fucker thinks this is the 1950s and he's going to be on all 3 channels and everyone will have to watch him.
He can address deez nuts.
Would you really put it past him to use the emergency warning system to try to force people to watch his decrepit lard ass talk? Personally I'd go chuck my phone into my car until it's over while playing Cyberpunk 2077 and watching Eva.
A naval blockade, is an act of war. So, it’s already started. Hell of a thing to do to stop the release of the Epstein files.
War were declared.
-Wednesday, probably.
So the US is either:
- Going to War with Venezuela.
- Declaring some horseshit scheme that will see people's freedoms and liberties reduced or destroyed.
- Going to go after a minority or such.
- Going to hear Donald Trump waffle on about how he is God's representative on earth.
- Going to hear something absolutely fucking wild.
i remember this video of an indian guy who suffers a brain aneurysm on camera.
not outside the realm of possibility... just sayin
Still hoping to see this:
You are lying to yourself. He has the most comprehensive medical care on the planet. He is almost certainly having his vitals monitored 24 hours a day. They kept Cheney alive without a working heart 20 years ago.
Trump lived like absolute shit for the majority of his life, regardless of how well they keep an eye on him there are going to be underlying conditions they won't be able to predict. Also his brain is melting, as a general rule the body can keep going for a shit tonne of time so long as the mind works but not really the other way around at least amongst the elderly.
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They kept Cheney alive without a heart 20 years ago.
Big deal, like most politicians, especially republicans, he didn't have one to start with...
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Maybe if we all think about it hard enough, we can manifest it?
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I am sorry to announce I will step down as President of the United States. I know this will be hard for a lot of people to accept, because of the tremendous work I've done.
But don't worry, the country is in good hands, as J. D. Vance will take over after me, and J. D. Vance will continue the tremendous work we've been doing.
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Oh and also I'm declaring war on Venezuela, Canada and Denmark.
Someone said swapping trump for Vance is like shitting your pants and changing your shirt lol
That is absolutely true, Vance is another type of dangerous, but he may be even more dangerous, because Vance may be less delusional, but he is every bit as evil.
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Or he's going to talk about snakes again.
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Can it be him walked to a guillotine? Cause I'd watch the shit out of that. Otherwise he can go fuck himself cause there's not a goddamn thing floating around in his dementia addled child raping mind I want to hear.
What if all the stress with Epstein and everything just got to him and we truly had a joint universal Christmas gift? One can only dream.
Unfortunately though I think he'll pull a Kissinger, and the pure vile hate void inside him will keep him alive for another 15 years.
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If I watched this at all, it'd just be to see if I could fill out my bingo card, here. . .
Wasn't there a deadline for Epstein file release Friday?
Could have a drinking game for what will be said. But I think we would die of alcohol poisoning.
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Don't forget shitting on Rob Reiner 🙄😵💫
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Fucking asshole going lie for Fucking hour. Not watching that, people can post highlights next day. Seriously only Maga will believe anything he says about how great he claims things are going.
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Please don't
a "distract from epstein file, and look over here at VENUZUELA AND sending the military against citizens" speech.
I really hope he'll break down as a slobbering idiot right on live TV. Best opportunity to show that he has advanced state dementia.
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