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[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today 51 points 3 days ago
[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 50 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Buddhist hell is very much a thing. Dude hasn't covered his bases here.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

Sure, but you don't go there as a punishment from god for a lack of belief, you go there because you did shitty things.

[–] michaelalf@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

How to confuse a US border agent.

[–] gustofwind@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Hell is right here on earth 🙂

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

You figured it out?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Very interesting! Based on this, heaven and hell are both on earf, depending on how people see the rat race where you were born.

[–] alcibiades@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

you would love the work of the theologian James Cone

[–] BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You came back from the desert with a new friend, didn't you?

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I was just thinking that this gave Benny vibes lol

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)

"There are an estimated 10,000 distinct religions worldwide" [source https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion]

Gonna need more apps.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

But which one is right??!!! /S.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Against all odds, the one you were born into. Isn't that convenient?

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Nah. Not for me at least. I'm done with religion (just don't tell my mom, she'd be heartbroken) and am glad about it. I'm also a middle-aged man, but still don't want my mom to know haha.

[–] ComradeMiao@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

According to my religious studies degree it was Mormonism

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Was this from season 4 episode 11 of your study documents?

[–] ComradeMiao@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago
[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How many would be left if you exclude any religions that don't necessarily demand adherence, or maybe anything?

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 points 2 days ago

Dunno. I've only ever converted to about 1400 of them tops.

[–] Lojcs@piefed.social 22 points 3 days ago

I think this is guaranteed hell for some religions

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 3 days ago

Forgot to do your sacrafices to the gods

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Heard St. Peter is checking all social media history back five years before they let you into Heaven.

[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Those who do not have fat baby JD Vance memes in their gallery will be denied admission.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

But what about us who only stream fat baby JD Vance memes?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I heard it was browser history?

[–] Fandangalo@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

That’s called Unitarian Universalism.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Look all you have to do is stay out of Michigan and you won't be in Hell.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago

This reminds me of the northern part of the current Prästgatan, "Priests Street", in the Old Town in Stockholm.

Before 1885 that part of Prästgatan was called Helvetesgränd, "Hell's ally", which is an amazing street name in Swedish, and a brilliant metal album name in English.

The entire block was known as Helvetet, "Hell".

This is the location:

https://maps.app.goo.gl/DGCAT98vZ7e8HwDUA

This is where the gallows were located.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago

Might also want to stay out of Manhattan, because that’s where Hell’s Kitchen is.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] REDACTED 6 points 2 days ago

Or about 1000

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

reminds me of this from the Mummy

https://youtu.be/pDWR5RkWRTY?t=31

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

the "wemuslim" app X_X

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It’s literally impossible to know. We don’t have the technology to look this up.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Ok, I did a little digging and it's Jewish. I was confused because the icon looked like a Greek sigma but the Hebrew samekh looks even closer

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I feel like this would get you on some kind of list..

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

You must die in honorable combat you will freeze for an eternity inHelheim