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[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

MORE FUCKING CORN

[–] early_riser@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

When people say to stop being political on here, it's not necessarily that they don't think politics is important and should never be discussed, it's that you should turn "off" once and a while and talk about literally anything else. Even Anne Frank wrote about other stuff in her diary sometimes, and her life was under threat by actual Nazis so I don't buy the "Everything's on fire so we should never shut up ever" argument. I'm not even asking you to change your mind, just to change the subject once in a while.

I'm just sick of seeing this:

[–] Sine_Fine_Belli@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I agree with you on this. There’s a time and place for everything

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz -2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yes but today it is Palestinians, tomorrow it is us.

There is no correct amount to think about or talk about a genocide while it is unfolding, it is relevant to every single one of us in every single moment.

[–] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 1 points 17 hours ago

Surprised to hear that considering how little I hear about Uyghur genocide under the CCP.

[–] early_riser@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’m not saying it’s not important, I’m saying could you please not post about it in a completely unrelated community. I swear Lenny’s motto should be “sir, this is a Wendy’s.”

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

But mooom!!! I wanna post news about the Gaza genocide in the cute pictures of cats community!! Why does the evil early_riser not let me do it and wants to constrain me to topic relevant communities???

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is political

also random flashback:

did anybody play "zombies vs. Humans" in PE class? Where some kids were Humans and the other were zombies and the goal was to "eliminate the human race" as my PE teacher told us. It was like tag, sharks and minnows, dodgeball and red light green light combined to make the most chaotic game of all time. And the rainbow parachute that you got to wave around and the hula hoops and the little rock wall and...oh, memories.i miss elementary school :(

[–] early_riser@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh that parachute!

I too miss being a kid. I miss when my biggest worry was whether I’d get to play Nintendo when I got home.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

long live the parachute

[–] embed_me@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago

I love this art

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Is the corn supposed to be opposed to being political?

[–] REDACTED 2 points 1 day ago

No that's acorn

[–] JesusChristLover420@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What ever do you mean? Are you trying to say that being able to ignore politics is in and of itself a political stance, since being able to ignore politics is a sign of the privilege you have?

Crazy talk.

[–] arnitbier@sh.itjust.works -5 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Thank you for adding some smartass to the shitpost, it is appreciated

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 3 days ago (4 children)
[–] lemmy_acct_id_8647@lemmy.world 51 points 3 days ago (4 children)
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Is that the fabled Drive B: ?

[–] Krompus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Ooh that takes me back, B was my mid-90s family computer's 5.25" floppy drive. :)

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

Rated B for Bean

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 5 points 3 days ago

Ah nice, upgrading to Michaelsoft Beanbows 11

[–] finley@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] finley@lemmy.zip 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 10 points 3 days ago

Ok, bean-van is ok. For now.

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I don't miss the resulting stink smell.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago
[–] candyman337@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"just put the boobs in the bag bro"

[–] heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net 5 points 3 days ago

Ok corn, back into your hole

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Started as people not wanting political posts and everyone just ran with it.

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I was posting corn because I felt like it and wanted to contribute lmao. I didn't realize it was because politics lo.

[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 days ago

As if there was ever a real choice