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[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Maybe we can talk about how a shit load of men fantasize about dying a peaceful and necessary death instead of wanting to live or having to live in reality?

Cuz fuck, that's so bleak.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Is that not normal?

You don't want to detonate the explosives while you're still dangling from the bridge pylon because the enemy army is advancing and there's not enough time to get away safely before they cross?

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think I'd actually like to stand on the bridge and gently play a tune on my flute to distract them long enough for the explosives to go off as they cautiously approach the center where I wait.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] shai_hulud@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

uhhh, charisma -100.

I know. I play the flute.

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Listen, periods are not as glamorous as you’ve been led to believe.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Picture it, though: You're a bad man and you know that one good deed won't change that, even at the cost of your life - but maybe it's enough to regain your soul. The wound doesn't hurt any more and you know that's a sign the end is coming but for the first time in years you feel at peace. Individual snowflakes are settling on your skin like chilly kisses as your eyelids get heavy.

[–] TeraByteMarx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

What you mean by bad man? unless you're committing war/ sex crimes... try therapy, drugs or changing your gender. It's sad that people daydream about that but also kinda delusionally narcissistic, like in a way that could benefit from therapy or just talking to a single other person

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

I mean that bleeding out in the snow is a cinematic fate usually reserved for hardened killers who are fatally wounded in the process of redeeming themselves. The quiet of the scene reflects the silencing of their inner demons and they accept death with dignity and even a measure of grace.

I dig well-executed tropes.

[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

The lighting is wrong. Need either footlights like you would have on a flight of stairs or omnipresent lighting from an unknown source in the sky. 3/10 would not die here.

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

Bleed (out here) or (bleed out) here?

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Cause Allie this the one time men are allowed to get in touch with their feelings with no judgement. It's cinema to go out this way. Way better than dying behind the Arby's dumpster with your pants down. No one wants to die like that.

When you clock out in the snow, have a smoke or swig from a flask or have in your hand a well loved photo of a loved one. Also have no ID, make it a mystery. Go out like a true boss.

[–] ProfessorHoover 3 points 1 day ago

Kinda like the Somerton Man although he died having a cigarette on the beach, leaving behind a coded message and a possible illegitimate child. 

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The cinematographer in me is wondering how I would go about staging the scene without putting footprints in the snow.

[–] Grabthar@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

For the justification for no footprints, you could have it in the script that the one dying fell into place. Fighting atop a crane, in a helicopter, or whatever. Seems appropriate for the kind of film that would end with a nice shot like that anyway. For the practical side, simply catapult the actor into position.

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Composite 2 shots maybe? You would have to be sure to map routes in and out of the scene and then make sure the action doesn't cross those routes.

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

Yeah. That's about the only way that I can figure it could be done optically. Or else just fix it in post.

From a visual standpoint I know it lacks realism if we have a man bleeding out against the bench with no footprints or disturbance to show how he got there. But visually it looks better. I'd also costume the man in very gray colours, with almost the only noticeable color being the pool of red slowly spreading. Frank Miller-ish.

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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

The seduction of the Noir.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 78 points 2 days ago
[–] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

Ooooh that's a good spot to die on.

[–] Camille_Jamal@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think I might get it

I don't know if I do can someone explain it?

[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

Watch Blade Runner 2049 and make believe that you're a real boy.

[–] usernamefactory@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago
[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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