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[–] flamiera@kbin.melroy.org 2 points 5 hours ago

Wow this is fucking awful.

What's worse is that the AI Grandma practically repeats the same piece of advice in the video, at the same tone and everything.

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 54 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

I think that my definition of "resurrect" is not the same as their definition of "resurrect".

Like, imagine that you went out and found an actress who was willing to dress up like your dead grandmother, and who would also study videos of her, and could do a perfect impersonation. I doubt anybody would say that she was "resurrected". But this is precisely what the AI is attempting to do.

To call it a "resurrection" is an insult to her memory.

[–] hayvan@piefed.world 12 points 18 hours ago

Even beyond the grave she can keep making racist remarks, and that's what matters 🙏

[–] Papanca@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I'm sure it's deliberately marketed that way to boost sales

[–] elbarto777@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

It is. The CEO says as much, according to the article. Shitty move.

[–] ech@lemmy.ca 4 points 17 hours ago

"Precisely" would be getting a life size string-pull doll that says what she said and dressing it up like your dead grandma.

[–] rikudou@lemmings.world 44 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Ah, the joys of using Black Mirror as a tutorial instead of a cautionary tale.

Granted, that episode had a pretty tame ending compared to most.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 hours ago

Typical techbro taking what's supposed to be a cautionary tale as a business idea.

[–] dis_da_mor@anarchist.nexus 16 points 20 hours ago

but.. b-but the torment nexus!!

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 7 points 17 hours ago

"Execute order 66"

[–] Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 18 hours ago

Oh hey, it’s me. I’m in heaven now! So sorry I died… 🐶