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[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 26 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Nah that's ok because Jesus is God anyway. But he's also human and has suffered and died. Because he's 100% God and 100% human at the same time. But is also son of God. And has existed forever, not created by God. Even though he's not the same person as God. But actually is.

Just trying to wrap my mind around Christianity

[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Do the “Holy Ghost” next!

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Nobody cares about the Holy Ghost except when explaining Trinity.

"... and the Holy Ghost"
gives the same vibe as
"... and Zoidberg"

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

It's simple. He sacrificed himself to himself so we can avoid the punishment that he made up for breaking the rules he made up.

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Basically Greek Platonism, messianic Judaism and Roman culture had a three way and the result has been running Western culture for the last 2000+ years.

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If God can be contained in a human being and one can be a "polytheist monotheist", what other nonsense won't you believe? 😕

[–] CXORA@aussie.zone 1 points 4 days ago

Thats religion for you. A contest in who can believe the most nonsense.

[–] REDACTED 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Is this image available in high-res by any chance? It would make for a pretty edgy poster

[–] brachypelmide@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 days ago

this is the highest-res one that tineye was able to find: miro.medium.com

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 13 points 5 days ago (2 children)

This picture makes me want to go bowling and lay on a rug.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago

As long as that rug can tie together the room, man.

[–] wizblizz@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Far out, man.

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Each sin increase Jesus's sacrifice worth. Everyone must do their part to increase his KPI!

[–] gustofwind@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Being polytheistic but saying it’s monotheism is the funniest joke Christians ever came up with

All these years later and we’re still laughing and explaining the joke

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I know this is just funny posting but I've said it before and I'll say it again: Western civ. is allergic to accountability! 😔

[–] REDACTED 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Those middle east religions and those damn.. checks notes westerners

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
  1. Most things are not religious conflicts/problems because God has been dead in the West since the days of Nietzsche at least.
  2. Christianity is a Western Frankenstein created by Rome that co-opted and muddled Jesus' monotheistic and righteous message.

But alright

[–] REDACTED 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

What a bizzare comment. "God is dead in the west" as if it's alive somewhere else, real, and just decided to abandon those sinners called westerners

  1. Literally the story about sinning and Jesus dying happened in ME

Also, for the love of god, learn history. Religion was brought into Rome, they didn't come up with it. It's like you raping someone and then blaming the victim for losing virginity.

But a'ight

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I was referencing Nietzsche...