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[โ€“] JokeDeity@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

I'm confused by "6 Onion rings". Do you buy onion rings individually in Europe? ๐Ÿคฃ

Edit: to answer some of you, in the US it's never individual, you just get "an order" of onion rings, maybe a choice between small, medium and large.

[โ€“] 9blb@feddit.org 9 points 4 days ago

Nuggets, onion rings etc are typically sold in boxes of 6, 9, 12 or 24, depending on product and country.

[โ€“] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Yes ? In America you probably buy a 300 gallons (idk how much space that is) bucket for like 3$

[โ€“] FatVegan@leminal.space 4 points 4 days ago

Buy 300 feet of onion rings and get one handgun free

[โ€“] brb@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago

How else? Do you blend them together and drink it?

[โ€“] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This would send me into a food coma.

Which is not to say that I do not occasionally enjoy sending myself into a food coma... but I would basically eat this, fall asleep, wake up an hour or two later, likely not need to eat much else for the rest of the day.

[โ€“] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That's what the coca cola is for. If that doesn't work, make youself a coffee and then go order some KFC

[โ€“] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That sounds like a recipe for absolutely destroying a toilet bowl, in a few hours time.

[โ€“] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well the trick is to drink enough sugar-free chemicals like aspartame, sucralose, and stevia such that the chemicals essentially wipe the toilet clean on the way down

How was your food OP?

Some of that stuff you can get frozen but the cheesy fries takes some actual work

[โ€“] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

so that's a small lunch for me.

[โ€“] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

How much do you slay?

[โ€“] JokeDeity@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

How much do you weigh?

[โ€“] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Wow a random food post made today, very greentext