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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Seth_Gecko on 2025-12-13 04:52:53+00:00.
My account just got a "warning" from the reddit admins for "threatening violence." Needless to say I was very taken aback. I commented on a post where a guy got a watermelon stuck in his sink and he was asking how he could get it out. I told him to "bust that bitch up," as in break it into pieces. But apparently reddit didn't like my tone. I had no idea they were so protective of fruit. These admins really know how too keep their community safe and friendly. Never again will i turn to violence to solve problems. Major life lesson learned! Fruit deserves to be treated with respect people. Please learn from my mistakes! ๐
TL;DR threatened a watermelon, immediately got put in my place by the adminbot. Will try to be a better man going forward.