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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

A man going on a journey is just a stranger comes to town, told from someone else's perspective.

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I recently watched that ST:VOY episode with Leonardo Da Vinci so I can't stop mentally associating this guy with him

My favorite Tolstoy work is Anna Godzilla. It's about a giant pre-historic lizard who has an intense affair with an imperial Russian count before completely wiping out Saint Petersburg.

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It's kinda true, but incomplete. There's twelve stories that we've told each other since antiquity

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I watched a movie where a wizard bound souls to puppets and then those puppets killed the people that helped him learn how to bind souls to puppets.

Is that one of the 12?

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 3 points 20 hours ago

Unironically, yes. Creations turning against their creators, classic. The wizard was probably set up as the personalization of some force or ideal, like a Greek god

And let me guess... This led events that set up some kind of call to adventure for a hero, who initially ignores the warning signs until something bad happens, then he goes on a journey through a wider world than he could ever have imagined, and after defeating the villain and/or ending the threat he returns home changed?

That's a total shot in the dark, I have no idea what movie you're talking about, but in modern storytelling we usually have an A and B plot. And the heroes journey is by far the most common story in media

How close was I? And what's the movie?

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It's a different number every time. All it really means is that people really like categorizing things.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 9 points 1 day ago

There's only one story we've been telling each other since antiquity and it's that we only tell each other X stories to each other since antiquity.

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 1 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

I always say it's 12...

[–] DownByLaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

No, you seem to be relying on old data and are wrong. Newest estimate is that there are ~15.83 stories that we’ve told each other since antiquity

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

The third story is a sorority party not having enough money to pay the pizza delivery man

[–] zerofk@lemmy.zip 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

What are you doing step pizza delivery man?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

You can almost hear the echo from within the washing machine

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Glemek@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

That's just a strange godzilla comes to town

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Is this the Duck Dynasty guy?