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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 17 hours ago

This is just like when Monkey went on from the ITV Digital adverts to also do PG Tips.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_(character)

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 63 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Retail doesn't pay much, she's probably just got 2 jobs.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

maybe it doesn't pay much, but hey, at least it drains your soul

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

I can fix her...

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 40 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Dutch beer brand Amstel had a long running commercial campaign that featured 3 friends enjoying their beer.
After that campaign ended, competitor Bavaria hired two of three actors and made a commercial with them enjoying a nice holiday and having them say Bavaria's tag line "Zo, nu eerst een Bavaria" (And now finally a Bavaria).

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Trying to make my Dutch better, isn't that more like "So, now first a Bavaria"?

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

That's the literal translation, yes.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

But in every day meaning, it would be closer to what you said? I'm struggling to understand where the "finally" concept came from, but I know some expressions carry further meaning than the words that compose it sometimes.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

The word “zo” has a lot of different meanings. In this case it’s said at the end of a (difficult or long) task as filler word.

Like “zo, dat is klaar” (that’s (finally) done now), or “zo en dan nu tv kijken” (and now (finally) time to watch tv)
It doesn’t mean “so” in that case. It’s more similar to “hè hè” in that case. An expression of weariness and/or tiredness. And that’s why I translated it to “finally”. “Now this task is finished, I can finally relax with a beer”.

I hope this clears things up for you?

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 hours ago

Aaah yes that definitely helps clear it up! And gives me a new perspective on "zo". Thanks so much for taking the time to type this up.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 9 points 1 day ago

Speaking of beer commercials, who can forget an old classic https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1hYEKXE-4d0

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm sorry but who is she for me and others that don't live in a*erica because I have no clue who she is

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I live in the US and have no idea who this is because I avoid ads like the plague

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Pihole and ublock origin for the absolute win

[–] YeahIgotskills2@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I'm guessing a fairly stereotypical cute gamer girl/nerd wet dream. The kind that gets a certain type of man autistically erect. Source: my colleagues in IT

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

But she's obviously a lesbian. Source: I know too many

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Why are there so many of these doll-people that look like they have been preserved in wax?

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I'm sorry not everyone has your rugged orc-like features.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 0 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

So you admit you are plastic?

😏

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I'm Asian, my people are notorious for looking like plastic.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 14 hours ago

And I keep accidentally pulling more femboys than women, try and figure out why that is, and goobye!

[–] TheOakTree@lemmy.zip 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Turns out she's engaged to a man.

Sally Ride married a man. What's your point?

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

It's actually a cinematic trope, manic pixie dream girl. Basically the male version of dating a "dream girl"

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

yeah, she would get me

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

Just look at those pointy elbows, absolutely disgusting.

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[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 57 points 1 day ago (3 children)

this is fuckin weird. i went to school with her. she came to my apartment for a poker night once. wild seeing her on lemmy

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Was she wearing the Best Buy shirt or the Gamestop shirt?

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[–] Pika@rekabu.ru 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Nice poker mates you got there

But really, the world is small :)

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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why are we posting about commercials

[–] Klear@quokk.au 5 points 15 hours ago
[–] Bababasti@feddit.org 16 points 1 day ago

A true shit post one might say.

[–] realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip 282 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

"In the twilight of bourgeois decadence, even the most trivial ornaments of culture shall be seized by the ruling class, for in latestage capitalism the elites will weaponize every spectacle - yes, even the egirls - to distract the proletariat from its chains." - Karl Marx

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The worst part about this is that if Karl Marx was alive today he would 100 percent be posting shit like this online. You cannot convince me that Karl Marx wasn't the 1800s equivalent of that dude giving indepth historical economic overviews to his team in CSGO.

[–] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 4 points 23 hours ago

Based, this man would be added to my discord immediately

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[–] tym@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You wouldn't download a cute spokeswoman.. wait, yes you would

https://archive.org/details/you-wouldnt-download-a-car...

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 8 points 1 day ago

Fry already downloaded a cute movie star. I mean, will have already downloaded her.

[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 205 points 2 days ago (25 children)

Weird to think that there is some percentage of this world that still goes to BestBuy, GameStop, and watches ads on TV and that its big enough to be worth marketing to.

[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 89 points 2 days ago (30 children)

I’m often surprised when I hear how other people live. Conversation at work will go like:

Employee A: “Youtube ads are getting ridiculous.”

Me: “You still see Youtube ads?”

Employee B: “Yeah, just get Youtube Premium. Such a smart investment.”

Me: “Wait, what?!

Several of my millennial friends have cable TV and Tivo or something just because they are creatures of habit and are too tired from raising kids to consider changing their process. Weirdly, my boomer parents are the most tech savvy media consumers I know. They just have terrible taste.

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[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This reminds me of when the "can you hear me now?" guy from Verizon moved to Sprint, I think it was. How about them Epstein files though?

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[–] Atlas_@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (6 children)
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