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[–] Acamon@lemmy.world 47 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Kneel down and see which one comes to me first

[–] Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 days ago

I was going to say lie on the floor but that works too.

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

Black cat. Orange cat won't remember the betrayal for more than maybe five seconds.

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 days ago

"Psst psst psst psst psst..."

[–] omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Go get 2 empty boxes and place then outside of the rooms next to each other

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

This person cats

[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 13 points 3 days ago

Do what a cat would do. Sit between then and see what happens.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Pspsps until they come to you.

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 10 points 3 days ago
  1. stand in the door way of the cat on the left. maintain eye contact and start conversating immediately with it.

  2. with your right hand, make the fingers appear to be toys to the one on the right to engage his predatorial skills directly.

  3. conversate with the one on the left until the one on the right is successful and draws blood.

  4. then yell out loud, startling both. now, neither want anything to do with you.

er go, no more guilt / choice.

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Finally, a trolly problem where nobody dies... unless the cats are just that vindictive.

MULTI CAT PETTING

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 12 points 3 days ago
  • stand between the two doors, like in this picture
  • say "I'm gonna GET YA! who do I get first!?!" over and over, while looking back and forth and shifting your weight like you're about to pounce.
  • whoever meows next, POUNCE at em. (or shuffle forward or whatever you can do). if they don't run away then pet em for a little bit while saying "gotcha gotcha gotcha!"
  • return to step 1

Do this a couple times. Then smooth your hair and walk away, refusing to elaborate.

[–] digital_man@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Get the bag of treats….let them come to me…..muhahaha!

[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Yeah, this is a can of tuna situation.

[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Knock down the wall between the rooms.

Best idea in the thread

Lure both cats into the same room with treats. Failing that, choose the better cuddler

[–] plyth@feddit.org 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

These seem to be the rooms of a couple. I guess each person has a favorite cat that is waiting in their respective room. So if I am one of them I would have to pet my cat first to maintain trust because the situation is a setup to test my loyality.

Judging by the position of the camera I would assume that I am the person of the left room.

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago

Get a toy from a different room and force them to come to you.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 5 points 3 days ago

Put my finger out, simulate scratching, see who wins.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Bring cat on right into the room on the left and have a party.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

These creatures are remarkably portable if handled with care.

They can hear each other and know what's up. Pick one up, move to the other, pick the second cat up, then carry them to the living room sofa together.

[–] core@leminal.space 1 points 2 days ago

Close one of the doors and play with the other

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Lay down on the floor and wait for one to come to you