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‘So Horny For This’ Tweets Official Israeli Twitter Account With Picture Of Dead Civilians (www.theonion.com)

submitted 2 years ago by Clodsire@lemmy.ml to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] dotslashme 64 points 2 years ago

It's seriously getting hard to notice if it's onion or not.

[–] speck@kbin.social 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The Onion is really slaying it on this conflict

[–] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 10 points 2 years ago

A new opponent has joined the fight.

[–] aberrate_junior_beatnik@midwest.social 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I ate the onion

[–] Narrrz@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

mee tooo

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works -1 points 2 years ago

Holy shit the onion is on fire lately

[+] dumdum666@kbin.social -44 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

I can totally understand that a publication like the onion loves to dehumanize the Israeli people to defend the terrorists. The honorable Hamas Terrorists wouldn’t butcher and massacre normal HUMANS like that - right? RIGHT? They wouldn’t cut off their heads, like the IS does, if they weren’t Demons, right? Israelis of course are Demons! Just look - even the Onion says so! They jerk off about dead people! We can feel good in our tiny little souls now!

You think you are edgy? You are sick, vile and disgusting human beings. Be ashamed of yourself.

[–] aberrate_junior_beatnik@midwest.social 21 points 2 years ago

"Hamas is also bad" is not the iron-clad defense you think it is buddy

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

Most people here hate Hamas, buddy. Any support for them gets downvoted to hell

[–] thegreekgeek@midwest.social 16 points 2 years ago

Name checks out lol

[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

This is called satire.

Also, you're a racist.