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[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 hours ago

Conservatives when something harmless is popular: "This needs to be criminalised".

[–] Neo@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Is no one going to point out that he's clearly joking?

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 9 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Poe's law literally doesn't exist in an administration calling fonts woke. Fuck "couch fucker" JD, he isn't allowed to joke.

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago
[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 5 hours ago

Well we are woke Arabic numbers.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 6 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Genuinely have no idea what 67 means and if I wait a year until they tire of it then I won't have to learn.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 6 points 8 hours ago

It dosen't mean anything. Asking what that mean if what reveal that you're not in the know.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I think it started as a sports thing. But you're right. It's gonna burn itself out quickly.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

It's a meme of a meme of a meme. Some guy was making YouTube shorts about a rap song about a basketball player that plays like he's 6'7" even though he's 6'2".

The kids do it just because of the short and it being goofy shit with the hand movements and funny looking characters. The YouTuber was memeing because the song was about one of the Ball brothers.

It literally means nothing. Just kids being silly.

[–] Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone -1 points 6 hours ago

Watch South Park then you'll surely get it

[–] umbrellacloud@leminal.space 1 points 6 hours ago

So he’s just telling the kids that it’s working

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 hours ago

But how will we know his IQ now?

[–] Phegan@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago

Being mad at something kids do is the saddest thing ever. Let them yell their numbers and move on to the next thing.

[–] Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world 18 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (3 children)

I feel like 6-7 is just another version of the made you look hand gesture.

[–] ksigley@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Hah got 'em.

[–] Xenny@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

The kids still do this too

We still play this at work.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 12 hours ago

There it is! I was just saying we had something like this back in the day.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 31 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

This just in: adults don’t get kids’ memes. More news at 11.

I think it’s all fascinating, how adults flip out over kids’ trends every generation, without fail, without ever recalling that they followed silly fads/memes when they were kids, too. Like the “cool S” from the 90s.

I remember adults coming up with all sorts of absurd ideas, straining to connect it to something meaningful, failing to acknowledge that… it’s just a fun thing to draw. And if it’s fun, that’s all kids need. It didn’t mean we were in a cult, or that it’s a gang symbol, or any other ridiculous narrative. Some teachers got so annoyed or suspicious as to ban it from their classrooms, too.

I’m not bothered by 6-7. I’m not excited by it like kids are, but I get that it’s fun for them in a way that it isn’t for adults. One of the kids I work with said it the other day. I just laughed and told him, “Congrats on learning your first meme.”

If it wasn’t 6-7, it would’ve been something else. There’s no point in fighting it - just as other fads and memes have come and gone, this too will fade someday. Possibly to be replaced with something more obnoxious. We’ll have to wait and see.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

Exactly. Do I find it annoying? No, but if I interacted with children much I probably would. Kids are annoying, but stuff like this is culturally valuable because it's them practicing growing and changing culture. Things that annoy the old people like us are also part of how teenagers get us to leave them alone so they can grow up in peace. From there younger and younger kids copy older kids because that's how kids work. Then eventually the parents and teachers that understand kids will get in on it poorly when they're well and truly sick of it.

Hell, every once in a while the kids get into something good, though it's usually music or books.

[–] yggstyle@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Man and I thought imperial was nonsensical before. Octals gonna be really hard to explain in the future.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Party of personal freedom and free speech y'all

I for one believe people should have the freedom to be annoying.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (2 children)

Man seriously. Kids are always going to have some inside joke/nonsense they'll use as a way to separate themselves. 67 I believe is on the nonsense side after watching a language Jones video about it. But let kids be kids. I'm sure we had some dumb shit we did back then. Just there weren't cameras everywhere live streaming us being idiots.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

Hell I'm young enough my generation's stupid shit was posted to the internet. We yoloed and had rage comics about le epic bacon, as we asked what the fox says and sang about Friday and calling us maybe, and now it's cringe but it's also good memories of our youth. Hell that doesn't even touch on the hell that was the homestuck kids (who are now adults, many even have ok taste now). And it all happened right here on the devil's own internet. It's still up as Tumblr likes to dredge up from time to time.

Someday 67 will be that for the kids these days. And more will come. Some may be like rickrolling and become classic, but in a less omnipresent form, while others will be like homestuck and be weirdly influential on future culture when you look at how terrible it is in retrospect. But it's theirs to do.

[–] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

He's just mad his kids don't say it to him

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 5 points 15 hours ago

If it isn't a couch he probably wants to ban it.

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 17 points 20 hours ago (4 children)
[–] MufinMcFlufin@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

His wife already did, along with a lot of other stuff.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 12 hours ago

That's alright he's trading down to Erica "sex is only for reproduction" Kirk. So he'll just have to 69 the couch.

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 10 points 19 hours ago

Why do we care what the vice president thinks? Shouldn't he be meeting with a ladies book club or attending a donor's funeral somewhere? Is he just spouting crap and waiting and hoping for someone's death?

[–] sparkles@piefed.zip 103 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I like it slightly more now.

[–] Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

I have autistic kindergarteners that picked it up and it's become one of their favorite scripts. Kind of annoying but I didn't really care that much. Knowing it annoys this little freak though? Gotta say I'm warming up to it.

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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And 6x7 is 42, so now every generation can be happy.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Makes even more sense when you consider how they say it as "six seven" not "sixty seven" so it would imply notational (6)(7).

[–] borQue@lemmy.zip 14 points 21 hours ago

Funny. I'm from the seventies and when we were daydreaming back then about the year 2025.... we saw people flying around in transparent bubbles, living in full harmony in futuristic scifi buildings... Who could have thought we would be thrown back in time almost perfectly similar to the nazi regime of the Germans and dangerous idiots like that Orange Satan and its dog Fence being "chosen" as the most important people of a country... It's devolution.

I vote for recolonisation. This one has failed.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 15 points 22 hours ago

There are exactly 67 seperate Epstein files still to be released

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 day ago

When we were kids all of our viral trends at least had an origin story.

Like that one where Marilyn manson removed some ribs so he could fuck his couch better.

[–] Skankhunt420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 14 hours ago

Why don't you guys get some meaningful fucking work done improving the lives of your constituents instead of hating on memes for kids?

[–] myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

It’s cause he doesn’t get it. It confuses him.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 hours ago

Like magnets.

[–] pentastarm@piefed.ca 68 points 1 day ago
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