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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 163 points 3 months ago (1 children)

‘I Voted for Trump and Now I’m Going Bankrupt’

But you're getting the giant ballroom, a war with Venezuela, and they're finally getting rid of Callibri font.

You losing your entire way of life was a small price to pay for such benefits.

Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers.

[–] HarkMahlberg@kbin.earth 24 points 3 months ago (3 children)

...what's this about Calibri?

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Apparently calibri is too woke, so they're reverting to using times new roman for government documents

[–] HarkMahlberg@kbin.earth 21 points 3 months ago

I first learned how to use computers when Times New Roman was the default font in Word, but I'm not a stunted fuckup with daddy issues so I guess Calibri never bothered me.

But Mark my words, the Conservative of tomorrow will be working fervorously to return to the glory days of when Calibri was their default font, because Conservatives always yearn to return to the days of their youth, when the world wasn't so big and scawey.

[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 145 points 3 months ago

Did someone not realize that the whole plan was to make sure his farm would wind up owned by a private equity firm? Sad face.

[–] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 63 points 3 months ago (2 children)

What's wrong Mr. Conservative? Government handout not enough for you? Awwww, too bad. Maybe you shouldn't have spent all your money on avocado toast.

[–] APinkOrange@piefed.social 6 points 3 months ago

It's only socialism if other people get the help (I'm aware that it's not socialism, but that's what they like to call it).

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[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 54 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I seem to remember Candidate Trump telling you, your family, neighbors, and conservative friends exactly who he was. Twice! And you chose hate over Progress, hoping he'd harm others but not you...

[–] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 months ago

Thrice, even.

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 47 points 3 months ago
[–] nulluser@lemmy.world 44 points 3 months ago

He credited his tariff policies for making the aid ~~possible~~ necessary

FIFY, Donald.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 43 points 3 months ago
[–] BC_viper@lemmy.world 36 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Most farmers i know are pro trump, and Canadian. None of the deserve any sympathy. I hope all thier fields are infested with locusts.

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

On the one hand I agree, on the other hand, I like eating food.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They aren’t growing anything you can eat.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It's either soybeans for Chinese animal feed, or on off years, corn for American animal feed.

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Farmers in the US grow a lot of alfalfa for Saudi Arabia as well.

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[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 8 points 3 months ago

There is food, rotting.

The problem is these capitalists.

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[–] it_depends_man@lemmy.world 33 points 3 months ago (1 children)

“It’s just the stupidity of the whole situation that we’re in this mess. "

Big, if true.

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 27 points 3 months ago

Well...this is what you voted for.

[–] Eddbopkins@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

These people have coined so many phrases aimed at hurting liberals. I can't feel bad for these trump voters not one ounce of sympathy for them. They voted this problem they can suffer the consequences.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I really hope they run through all the consequences. I hope every day is more painful and difficult than the last until they face the endgame of their choices.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

It's not nice to wish such harm on people...but I'll allow it -and much more- for tRUMP supporters.

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He could have just said, "I voted for a slap in the face".

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[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

Well, at least you won’t own the land you will be buried penniless in.

Get fucked trumper.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 20 points 3 months ago

My heart goes out to the poor leopards who are just getting so obese...

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago
[–] zd9@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

GET. FUCKED.

[–] AlecSadler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 3 months ago

Hahaha. Well, you voted for pain and suffering, you're getting pain and suffering.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry you can sell your land for pennies to make way for the ai data centers

[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 months ago
[–] MisterOwl@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Boo fuckin hoo. Maybe think before you vote next time, if you're able.

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[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Don't cry, little MAGA. I'm sure some huge agribusiness will buy your farm for pennies on the dollar.

That's Capitalism, right? You wanted the country to be Run Like A Business, yeah? Well this is Survival Of The Fittest, Bucko! You better thank Jesus that you live in the Greatest Place In The World.

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[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] bagsy@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I just dont understand how people can be so stupid. Trump is a selfish, racist piece of shit, and does selfish, racist things at every opportunity. We've seen it play out now for over a decade.

How can they still think this convicted felon is on their side? It boggles my mind.

[–] RedGreenBlue@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Cause propaganda channels tells them repeatedly, every day, over and over.

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 months ago

This is animal abuse.

It's inhumane to forcibly gorge so many leopards.

... sob ... they can only eat so much!!! ... sob ...

[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A slap in the face only because they want more of that socialist handout...

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[–] billbasher@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

yeah you’re dumb

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Oh no how unfortunate.

[–] Lanske@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago
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