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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] maya@piefed.blahaj.zone 244 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] domi@lemmy.secnd.me 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We need a fourth one for "User error".

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 2 points 2 months ago

"You're doing it wrong ya doofus"

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 29 points 2 months ago

Ohhh i'm adding that

[–] Scoopta@programming.dev 223 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Further increase confusion by having error pages where all 3 are green

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 79 points 2 months ago

Add more colours a button that turns it into a slot machine. Three sevens and you win a prize.

(a redirect to a picture of a duck)

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Add a contact button so they can email CloudFlare about the bug directly.

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

When you've eliminated all other possibilities, it must be the user that's at fault

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Deebster 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I think that's the first time I've seen the .moe TLD outside catbox. What even is it, I just think of the bartender from the Simpsons.

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Deebster 10 points 2 months ago

I did look it up after posting, and thought this one explained it better:
https://nic.moe/en/

What is moe?

The word “moe” (in Japanese: “萌え”; pronounced as “moh-ay”) is a slang word rooted deep in the Japanese Otaku culture. It has often been used to mean a particular type of “adorable” or “cute” towards fictional characters, people, animals, etc.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Oh, man, the people that design most REST APIs got loose!

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I'm pretty sure I've had to debug errors like that

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

That's user error. "Everything is working fine on our end. You figure it out, champs".

[–] WagnasT@piefed.world 32 points 2 months ago

I would forget I set this up and not fix the problem for a while. Honestly seems like a win if the boss can't tell.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That github link randomly redirects me to https://virt.moe/cferr/editor/

Huh?

Edit: No I am just a fucking idiot. I thought "Github Website" was a single link, not 2 links.

[–] gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com 14 points 2 months ago
[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (4 children)

That's gotta be like actually illegal unless cloud flair is to blame and then how did they reach your server?

[–] it_depends_man@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

I mean, you have to modify it of course. You can't literally blame cloudflare.

But you can modify everything so that it's a funny joke that still looks like the cloudflare error that people know.

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

douclflare

  text-spacing: -0.2em;

letter-spacing*

[–] elfpie@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 2 months ago

Honestly, unless I see the correct version, my brain defaults to this name as the correct one.

[–] Devial@discuss.online 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's almost certainly against cloudflares tos, and against the open source license terms for the website, so if cloudflare gets wind about you doing this, they can probably send you a cease and desist, and then cancel your contract with them.

If they're really pissed, and you run a decently large site that regularly runs into errors, they might be able to successfully argue slander in court.

[–] Omodi@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's trademark infringement.

[–] NaibofTabr 56 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, at this point Cloudflare should just trademark network outages.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 8 points 2 months ago

You know Amazon would try to crash that attempt.

[–] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can they do anything if you don’t actually use them though lol

[–] Goretantath@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

The slander bit.

[–] Arghblarg@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 months ago

Ooo that's fun. Might have to add that to my site.

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago

derrick from sales guy vs web dude would have loved this

[–] FranciscoLopez@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

This is peak SRE: better UX, better telemetry, and better blame routing—all in one error page.

[–] D1re_W0lf@piefed.world 6 points 2 months ago

On the same genius line: 😁

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

I'll use this for various things on my domain while having no actual involvement with cloudflare

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago
[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

And it results in a call to the ISP's customer service for 30 minutes.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

A cloudfront ip block would be even simpler to do.

[–] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Any body could just go to down detector. And of course effectively check the status of cloud flare based on if downdetector shows this page themselves.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

If its a cloudfront IP block down detector wont do you any good. Complaining to cloudfront wont do you any good either..

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Probably better off simulating the impression without the company name on display.

Lmao shit dude that's like something out of an 80s corporate disinformation campaign.

Beautiful.