this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2025
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] afox@lemmy.world 4 points 37 minutes ago

Every day we stray further from God's light. Amen.

[–] Xell22@lemmy.world 2 points 33 minutes ago

Truly revolutionary 🌽

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Thank you for bringing attention to the news. Which shouldn't be in this community. It is shitty when it is. Wait.. Oh no..

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] kieron115@startrek.website 2 points 8 hours ago

I thought this was real shitposting:

πŸ’© πŸ’© πŸ’© πŸ’© πŸ’© πŸ’© πŸ’© πŸ’©

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Finally a real crap out

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Ok but what if they're all doing deep self parody?

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 16 hours ago
[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 14 points 21 hours ago

Still a better romance than Twilight.

[–] rmic@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

The internet needs this kind of stuff back !

[–] Drekaridill@lemmy.wtf 99 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I think panel 6 and 7 are swapped

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

That was a cognitive test. You don't have demetia congrats

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 21 points 1 day ago

He lays two eggs. One to raise his pigeon child. The other to eat.

[–] pitaya@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 56 minutes ago* (last edited 54 minutes ago)
[–] IWW4@lemmy.zip 92 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dude… run do not walk to a therapist.

[–] King@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] IWW4@lemmy.zip 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That

You

Put

An

Insane

Amount

Of

Effort

Into

Drawing

A

Cartoon

about

fucking

a pigeon

so

you

could

eat

your

offspring.

Anything sounds messed up if you type it in that format.

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 60 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey mate, I think someone swapped your space and return keys.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You returned his keys? That's very nice of you, deary

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Return key? But it works perfectly fine!

[–] MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

That you've solved world hunger

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 50 points 1 day ago

You clearly need help and I hope you never get it if it results in quality shitposts like this.

[–] realitista@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Thank you for your service.

[–] jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 1 day ago (9 children)
[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

What a terrible day to have eyes.

$10 dorra? For a 10 yo pigeon hentai game?

I mean jeez I might pay it but I won't be happy about it.

How the fuck is this already in my libraryβ€½

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[–] Ozymandias1688@feddit.org 21 points 1 day ago

What a terrible day to have eyes

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fun fact: when birds have sex it's called a cloacal kiss.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

One hole to breed them

One hole to pee from

One hole to bring it all together and in the air while over your car, excrete them.

And one hole to rule them all.

[–] Seefoo@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Honestly, not sure this is a shitpost

[–] King@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

πŸ™„

People will not be satisfied here till they get an actual photos of shit posted in this community.

[–] proudblond@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

You know you’re shitposting well if your post gets enough engagement that someone says β€œNot sure if shitpost”

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[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Is it unethical to eat you half pigeon human ass child? Asking for a friend.

[–] Moses@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 day ago

That's a quality post, you are doing gods work

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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