"So your end of the year song is 5 verses of you recounting the times you and your mate went on a rager with increasingly concerning acts of small vandalism under the influence of a drink"
"That's right."
"And it's called Old Lang Syne?"
"Yes"
"But it's really about the acts of vandal-
"-it's about good will to all men through the shared imbibification of a nostalgic drink, you pissant!"