this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] chuck@lemmy.ca 79 points 1 day ago

If it wasn't all fake I'd be telling them to get a carbon monoxide detector

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago

#relationshipgoals

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 41 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 15 points 1 day ago

The important thing is that the fake OP takes fake action against the fake wife's fake voices

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

Eh I'm a borderline in a relationship with a bipolar. We could never bring kids into this but tbh neither of us should probably be having kids even with other partners and it's nice to have somebody who gets it.

[–] extremeboredom@lemmy.world 69 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fake: anon has a wife

Gay: Via transitive property. Anon's wife hears voices - anon presumably has sex with wife - one or more of the voices in her head is likely a male voice - anon is gay

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 20 points 1 day ago

I would argue Chapter 1: Fake indicates that it is anon who is actually hearing the voices, so as such there is no need to introduce an unstable transportation factor such as sex to prove the theorem.

/creepypasta

[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How do you cannibalize voices?

[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

He's imagining them as physical things that can be hurt. And apparently, the voices can feel his violent fantasies. At least, that's what's implied by the story.