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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/liberatedhusks on 2025-12-10 00:52:50+00:00.
My poor childhood was filled with the crappy cheap cereal. Puffed wheat was the primary. The last few weeks I’ve been craving it bad for some reason? I don’t know why. I’m an adult I can eat what ever I want for breakfast. I was surprised to find it took a few stores to find one that still sold it so I bought two bags, pleased with myself and had a big bowl the next day.
Not even an hour later my stomach feels off. I’m sick to my stomach, the feeling gets worse. In the span of three hours I’ve thrown up four times. Through out the day my stomach starts to make illegal gurgle noises and HURT. I am baffled. Was it the dinner my sister cooked the other night? No one else is sick.
The next day is agony. I have sour egg burp, my stomach is round and painful to touch. I can’t even walk without whimpering in pain. I’m panting for air, my heart is trying vainly to keep me upright and it’s failing. The horrible gurgle noises inside me are awful. Jostling around like I’m a barrel full of diarrhea. So so much. Non stop. It’s day two and a fever hits. I am very concerned now. The fuck did I do?
I google puffed wheat sore stomach. I feel stupid as fuck. Mind you I eat bread and pasta just fine but apparently from the span of age 13 to 37 I have developed an insane allergic reaction to the pure wheaty goodness. :(
Who wants my second bag? Can I feed it to the birds?
TL;DR: I am allergic to wheat