this post was submitted on 10 Dec 2025
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[–] dgdft@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago

Cornographic af

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Does that go in the cornhole?

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 months ago

Its larry flynt corn

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] genuineparts 17 points 3 months ago

The finest Hardpore Corn.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

Porn on the cob

[–] RaoulDuke85@piefed.social 13 points 3 months ago

Corn on the cock

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 12 points 3 months ago

Well? What are you doing just standing there? It ain’t gonna shuck itself.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Behold: the most difficult to quickly clean toy ever produced.

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Throw it in the microwave.

This had better not awaken something in me...

[–] RedIce25@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Corned for her pleasure

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Rural folks make do

Oh boy! I sure know what’s getting creamed later

[–] webp@mander.xyz 3 points 3 months ago

Finally: flared base corn! Doctors will applaud you

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

No NSFW tag I guess

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

You're making me so corny right now

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Nothing seems better to upvote as a straight male than stuff that looks like dicks.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago

Guess were not only masturbating but also assfucking ourselves during korn concerts now...

[–] djdarren@piefed.social 1 points 3 months ago

It's got the juice.

[–] mvilain@fedia.io -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Didn't use Jewish models, I see.

Michelangelo made the same mistake with his David.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 months ago

I never asked for my husk to be removed.