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And that’s basically it!
"More lethal", as in American soldiers reenacting the Charge of the Light Brigade.
...though, to be honest, I am alright with willful soldiers of the Trump Regime doing that. Preferably, into the killzones of Blue State militias.
I'll let you hear my new appointment speech. Old man tried to control the world with money. It seems to have been working. The population thought that Shinra would protect them. Work at Shinra, get your pay. If a terrorist attacks, the Shinra army will help you. It looks perfect on the outside. But, I do things differently. I'll control the world with fear. It takes too much to do it like my old man. A little fear will control the minds of the common people. There's no reason to waste money on them.
President Rufus
Hegseth wants all these discussions to run through a company's servers. In this administration's tree of stupid shit, this is just another leaf.
Dehydration is a threat!
What an odd way too distract the period from his cold blooded killings. Any competent advisor would tell him to shut up and lay low
Just like Israel's Gospel, Lavander and Where's Daddy AI models designed to maximise innocent casualties and make sure no one is to blame.
Seems like someone read Art of War for his bed time lately:
appear strong when you are weak.
Look at this psycho.
Dickhead still making McNamara look sane in comparison.
I'm sorry...what?
Out loud? In public?
Has he mentioned anything about a GPU Jesus? Just curious.
"but not classified" i dont think that will stop them
killing innocent people when the ai hallucinates.
Maybe AI kills less innocent people than this douche who drinks more than even me, which is an accomplishment.