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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/nientedipersonale9 on 2025-12-09 09:30:50+00:00.
So, this happened on my very first date with someone I really liked. Everything started perfectly: good vibes, fun conversation, and plenty of laughs. But about an hour in, my stomach decided to declare war on me. I don’t know if it was something I ate, nerves, or a cruel combination of both, but suddenly every time we sat down, I felt the urgent need to excuse myself to the bathroom.
We ended up hopping between three different restaurants that evening, and each time, I had to come up with creative excuses to sneak away without making it obvious. “Just checking my phone,” “Wow, the view in the restroom is amazing,” “Need to wash my hands again”,you name it, I said it. I tried so hard to stay classy, keep my composure, and make it seem like nothing was wrong.
At first, I thought I was pulling it off flawlessly… until at the end of the night, she gave me a weird knowing smile and mentioned that she had noticed I was disappearing a lot. I guess I wasn’t as smooth as I thought. 😅
TL;DR: Had terrible stomach problems on my first date, hopped between three restaurants, tried to stay classy, but she eventually realized something was up.