He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sausage moving from topic to topic so that no-one had a chance to interrupt it was really quite hypnotic.
this post was submitted on 09 Dec 2025
153 points (94.2% liked)
TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name
6266 readers
563 users here now
/c/TenForward: Your home-away-from-home for all things Star Trek!
Re-route power to the shields, emit a tachyon pulse through the deflector, and post all the nonsense you want. Within reason of course.
~ 1. No bigotry. This is a Star Trek community. Remember that diversity and coexistence are Star Trek values. Any post/comments that are racist, anti-LGBT, or generally "othering" of a group will result in removal/ban.
~ 2. Keep it civil. Disagreements will happen both on lore and preferences. That's okay! Just don't let it make you forget that the person you are talking to is also a person.
~ 3. Use spoiler tags.
Use spoiler tags in comments, and NSFW checkbox for posts.
This applies to any episodes that have dropped within 3 months prior of your posting. After that it's free game.
~ 4. Keep it Trek related. This one is kind of a gimme but keep as on topic as possible.
~ 5. Keep posts to a limit. We all love Star Trek stuff but 3-4 posts in an hour is plenty enough.
~ 6. Try to not repost. Mistakes happen, we get it! But try to not repost anything from within the past 1-2 months.
~ 7. No General AI Art. Posts of simple AI art do not 'inspire jamaharon'
~ 8. No Political Upheaval. Political commentary is allowed, but please keep discussions civil. Read here for our community's expectations.
Fun will now commence.
Sister Communities:
Want your community to be added to the sidebar? Just ask one of our mods!
Creator Resources:
Looking for a Star Trek screencap? (TrekCore)
Looking for the right Star Trek typeface/font for your meme? (Thank you @kellyaster for putting this together!)
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
Make it sausage π
Picard: βI have a sausage.β Crusher: βA sausage? Thatβs practically unknown in the 24th century.β
Sir, I protest! I am not a sausage man!
it is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is sausage.
Oh, very funny, Worf! Eat any good sausage lately?
Ready the sausage torpedos!
Shut up, sausage!
What does God need with a sausage?
I'm a sausage, not a brick-layer.
I fear no sausage.
Pain is a thing of the mind. The sausage can be controlled.
Kinda want to take an entire script now and replace one word throughout and see what hilarity comes out.
Picturing "Spock's Brain" > "Spock's Sausage "
We are sausage, resistance is futile.
You got that right ... now where's the mustard?
Infinite sausage in infinite combinations.
Damn it, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a sausage!
Everything is sausage if you work hard enough.
The truth of the matter is, we are all sausage.
Every day we are faced with new sausages. It is how we respond that matters.
Galloping around the sausage is a game for the young.
A scorpion was walking along the bank of a river, wondering how to get to the other side. Suddenly he saw a fox. He asked the fox to take him on his back across the river. The fox said, "No. If I do that, you'll sting me, and I'll drown." The scorpion assured him, "If I did that, we'd both drown." So the fox thought about it, finally agreed. So the scorpion climbed up on his back, and the fox began to swim, but halfway across the river, the scorpion stung him. As the poison filled his veins, the fox turned to the scorpion and said, "Why did you do that? Now you'll drown too." "I couldn't help it," said the scorpion. "It's my sausage."
The sausage must be drawn HEE-YA
THIS FAA, AND NO FAATHA
Time has no meaning here, the predator has no sausage.
Good sausage. Nice house.
Scotty: What is it?
Data: It is...hmm... It is... It is sausage.
A bit later...
Scotty: I don't know what it is exactly but I'd be real careful it's real...
Picard: Aldeberan Sausage. Who do you think gave it to Guinan?
Either
These are the sausages of the starship Enterprise.
Or also from the opening
To boldly go where no sausage has gone before.
load more comments
(1 replies)
I'm Sausage Functional
He tasks me. He tasks me, and I shall have sausage.
Night! ~~bird~~ Sausage!
Sausage when the walls fell
Now, the decision you reach here today will determine how we will regard this... creation of our genius. It will reveal the kind of a people we are, what he is destined to be; it will reach far beyond this courtroom and this... one SAUSAGE. It could significantly redefine the boundaries of personal liberty and freedom - expanding them for some... savagely curtailing them for others. Are you prepared to condemn him and all who come after him, to servitude and slavery? Your Honor, Starfleet was founded to seek out new life; well, there it sits! - Waiting.
..to boldly go where no SAUSAGE was gone before.