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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name

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[–] PodPerson@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 week ago

Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature; Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,A singular development of cat communicationsThat obviates your basic hedonistic predilection For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,I nonetheless consider you a true and valued sausage.

[–] PlutoniumAcid@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

There are FOUR sausages!

[–] faltryka@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Sausage me up Scotty

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

You have been, and always shall be my sausage.

You know, there some words I've known since I was a school boy. With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably. Those words were uttered by Judge Aaron Satie as wisdom and warning. The first time any man's sausage is trodden on, we're all damaged. I fear that today

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The line must be drawn! This sausage, no further!

[–] call_me_xale@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

"You broke your little sausage."

[–] goober@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the sausage

[–] Deconceptualist@leminal.space 10 points 1 week ago

The sausage of the many outweigh the sausage of the few

[–] dontsayaword@piefed.social 13 points 1 week ago

Today is a good day to sausage

[–] notso@feddit.org 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Spock: Logic is the beginning of sausage Valeris, not the end.

Janeway: There is sausage in that nebula.

Data: I hate sausage, it is revolting.
Guinan: More?
Data: Please.

Chakotay: They're nomadic. Their existence is driven by the pursuit of sausage and it has carried them across huge distances.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hello computer?

Just use the sausage.

Sausage. How quaint.

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Please state the nature of the sausage emergency.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

We are sausage.

Resistence is futile.

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[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Odo: You'd shoot a man in the sausage?

Garak: Well it's the safest way, isn't it?

[–] Deconceptualist@leminal.space 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Captain! Our ship can't take much more sausage!

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[–] higgsboson@piefed.social 12 points 1 week ago

You may test that sausage at your convenience.

[–] pelley@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Sausage long and prosper.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 11 points 1 week ago

I am programmed in multiple sausages

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

THERE! ARE! FOUR! SAUSAGES!

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[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago

"Brave words. I've heard them before, from thousands of species across thousands of worlds, since long before you were created. But, now they are all sausage."

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Skanky@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Computer... Sausage... Hot.

[–] rustyfish@piefed.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What does God need with a sausage?

[–] UNY0N@lemmy.wtf 10 points 1 week ago

Have you tried reversing the polarity of the main sausage array?

[–] Soulcreator@programming.dev 10 points 1 week ago

Today is a good day to sausage.

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 week ago

We will start with the assumption that I am not sausage.

[–] SatyrSack@quokk.au 10 points 1 week ago

I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her: marooned for all eternity in the center of a sausage planet... buried alive.

[–] massacre@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Fire sausage torpedos!

[–] espressome@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Riker: "Some days you get the bear, and some days the bear gets sausage."

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Picard:

Sausage at will.

Will:

Riker to bridge, if you need me I'll be in Sausagedeck 4

[–] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Peace and long sausage

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 9 points 1 week ago

It's our sausage that defines us, Soran. It's part of the truth of our existence.

[–] FoxyFerengi@startrek.website 9 points 1 week ago

Are you speaking as a mother or as The Sausage?

[–] Lorindol@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 week ago

"Raise the sausages."

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

it is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is sausage.

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 8 points 1 week ago

Picard: “I have a sausage.” Crusher: “A sausage? That’s practically unknown in the 24th century.”

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