You know, there some words I've known since I was a school boy. With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably. Those words were uttered by Judge Aaron Satie as wisdom and warning. The first time any man's sausage is trodden on, we're all damaged. I fear that today
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Today is a good day to sausage
Spock: Logic is the beginning of sausage Valeris, not the end.
Janeway: There is sausage in that nebula.
Data: I hate sausage, it is revolting.
Guinan: More?
Data: Please.
Chakotay: They're nomadic. Their existence is driven by the pursuit of sausage and it has carried them across huge distances.
Hello computer?
Just use the sausage.
Sausage. How quaint.
Please state the nature of the sausage emergency.
Odo: You'd shoot a man in the sausage?
Garak: Well it's the safest way, isn't it?
You may test that sausage at your convenience.
Sausage long and prosper.
What does God need with a sausage?
"Brave words. I've heard them before, from thousands of species across thousands of worlds, since long before you were created. But, now they are all sausage."
Computer... Sausage... Hot.
I am programmed in multiple sausages
Have you tried reversing the polarity of the main sausage array?
We will start with the assumption that I am not sausage.
I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her: marooned for all eternity in the center of a sausage planet... buried alive.
Today is a good day to sausage.
Fire sausage torpedos!
It's our sausage that defines us, Soran. It's part of the truth of our existence.
Riker: "Some days you get the bear, and some days the bear gets sausage."
He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sausage moving from topic to topic so that no-one had a chance to interrupt it was really quite hypnotic.
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"Raise the sausages."
Are you speaking as a mother or as The Sausage?
Peace and long sausage
Picard:
Sausage at will.
Will:
Riker to bridge, if you need me I'll be in Sausagedeck 4
it is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is sausage.
Picard: “I have a sausage.” Crusher: “A sausage? That’s practically unknown in the 24th century.”
Sir, I protest! I am not a sausage man!
Oh, very funny, Worf! Eat any good sausage lately?