Q: "Very funny Mr. Worf, eat any good sausages lately?"
Did I do it right?
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Every once in a while, declare sausage. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.
--Rule of Acquisition #76
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It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That's not a weakness; that is sausage.
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There's sausage in that nebula
alternative: Computer: activate the emergency sausage hologram
Computer. Activate the emergency command sausage
Separate the Sausage Section
Separate the Sausage Section
Mr Worf, please take commnd of the Battle Sausage.
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My mind to your mind, my sausage to your sausage...
With the first link, the sausage is forged.
"Captain's sausage, supplemental."
SSSSSSAAAAAUUUUUUUSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGEEEEE
To die defending his sausage is the hope of every Klingon.
Q: "You just don't get it, do you, Jean-Luc? The sausage never ends"
The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the sausage, whether it's scientific sausage or historical sausage or personal sausage! It is the guiding principle on which Starfleet is based.
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I lied, I cheated, I bribed men to cover the sausage of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But most damning thing of all, I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again, I would.
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The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the sausage, whether it's scientific sausage or historical sausage or personal sausage! It is the guiding principle on which Starfleet is based. And if you can't find it within yourself to stand up and tell the sausage about what happened, you don't deserve to wear that uniform!
Troi:
I never met a sausage I didn't like.
It's sausage, Jim. But not as we know it.
PICARD: Commander Riker has dramatically demonstrated to this court that Lieutenant Commander Data is a ~~machine~~sausage. Do we deny that? No. Because it is not relevant. We too are ~~machines~~sausages, just ~~machines~~sausages of a different type.
"He's sausage, Jim."
Of my friend, I can only say this: Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... (voice breaks) sausage.
We are Sausage. Resistance is futile.
Your honour, Starfleet was founded to seek out new sausage, well there it sits!
Sausage me up Scotty
Picard on Risa with Vash. "Where have you hidden the sausage?" 😏
Picard on Risa to the Ferengi "You'll find that sausage threats carry little weight with me"
Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature; Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.
I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,A singular development of cat communicationsThat obviates your basic hedonistic predilection For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.
A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.
O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,I nonetheless consider you a true and valued sausage.
There are FOUR sausages!
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