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Today I Fucked Up

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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Blazetta on 2025-12-08 02:20:41+00:00.


So a few hours ago, me and my brother were just in the car smoking. He had bought some salvia & i decided i should hit the salvia.

After I took it, my body eventually felt like it was bubbling including my head 10 minutes later. My vision became blurry & eventually i saw nothing. Like a blind person. It wasn’t just blackness, it was literally nothing man holy fucking shit.

But then, everytime this man who i didn’t have a chance to see what he looked like said the word “When”, I gained my vision back but only when he said the word “when”. Jesus this might sound crazy as fuck but i think i was literally the word “When”. I gained vision a few times a day probably but only for a split second. Everytime he said “when”, it’s like i shot outside his mouth and instantly gain & lose my vision. I fucking hated it. I couldn’t hear or feel anything either. My senses only came back when the man said the word “when”.

I remember this dude just starting singing & i think i gained my senses like 30 times. Towards the end, he had sung out “When” holding it for maybe 7 seconds. The music in the back sounded like sum genre i’ve never heard before. But the longer he said when, the more my presence or whatever felt hot.

It felt like weeks until i was actually normal. Actually back in my body, but my brother thought i was actually tired & had fallen asleep but iirc, he said i only slept for 9 minutes.

TL;DR. Took Salvia & become the word “When” and it felt like months, only for me to find out i was only out for 9-10 minutes in reality.

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