this post was submitted on 07 Dec 2025
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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Come on, make me feel like a man. I'll start:

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[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 62 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

I'm a trans girl, and this shit is the only thing that has even mildly piqued my testosterones in recent years:

Doom Mower: Lawn of the Dead

(Doom Mower: Lawn of the Dead mod)

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Yeah, that's not slop, it's a full gallon.

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[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 76 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Late to the party, but ive got a quality ancient shitpost I've been holding onto

hell yeah

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I'm the winner already!

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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 68 points 6 days ago (16 children)

First I thought of boobs. But not all men are straight. Then I thought of this:

If you're not thinking "hell yeah" you're not a real man. Which is totally fine by the way (the not being a real man part. Not liking cats is totally not ok, you psycho. Cats are awesome)

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