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[โ€“] Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But there's no corpse in that photo. We're only allowed to draw conclusions based on what we see in the photo, not on things we DON'T see ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

If he was alive he'd be in the photo drinking

That he should get a more comfy chair.

[โ€“] tomkatt@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Deadpool lives here.

[โ€“] Lumidaub@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago

Someone has a lot of time on their hands.

[โ€“] jlow@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago

I'm very sorry for the neighbours.

[โ€“] Lasman@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

misled dedication

[โ€“] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Jeez, I haven't drank that much in my entire life

there a programmer

[โ€“] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Are those bottles of jager in a circle?

[โ€“] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nah bro, that's like a 40-hedron

[โ€“] Madison420@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Yes.

1.75l or 3 liter too.

[โ€“] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Damn didn't know they made 3 liter bottles of jager.

[โ€“] Madison420@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[โ€“] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

Must be doing alright to be organising them so neatly like that.

I thought this was from Portal for a split-second.

They need a new Guitar before the blues catch up and kill them, gotta get that shit out and there's no tool better than a fucked up 6 atring

[โ€“] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

I don't know about the altar in front of the chair but drunk ukulele sounds like a lot of fun!

[โ€“] ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

Jager contains a muscle relaxant, so that chair is likely covered in shit and piss. Depending on how much they drink at once, of course.

[โ€“] not_me@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago

Still got room to chill, don't panic

[โ€“] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

This person has 100 forms of cancer

[โ€“] Enzy@feddit.nu 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Just your average life enjoyer

Would be me if I could afford booze

[โ€“] fubarx@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

That I slept through the Rapture.

Again.

[โ€“] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 week ago

He broke the headstock off of his guitar! I would be drinking that much too if I did that to mine

[โ€“] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago

Buddhist drunks

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